Well, we know what they [politicians] want. I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests.
They want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. They want your fuckin’ retirement money, and you know something? They’ll get it from you sooner or later cause they own this fuckin’ place. It’s a big club and you ain’t in it.
–George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)
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Remember George (“THE SEVEN WORDS YOU CAN’T SAY ON TELEVISION”) Carlin? I was reminded of him by this May 11 comic strip in the local paper:
http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/05/11
….while on the very next day (Carlin’s birthday), my erstwhile friend Richard “Ricardo” Cahill posted this piece on his blog:
http://www.richardcahill.net/home/donald-trump-appreciation-day
Those two items combined to make me wonder what Carlin, who died before Barack Obama was elected President, would say about today’s politics in general/Donald Trump in particular. Judging by the opening quote, I don’t think we have to wonder long.
So, using the comb I no longer need to part the hair which parted ways with my skull years ago, I combed through the Carlin legacy to come up with these ever-apt ‘by George’ quotes:
When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat (from which I gather that a Trump by any other name would spiel as P. T. Barnum).
In America, anyone can become President. That’s the problem. (George, I doubt that even you appreciated how true that may prove to be.)
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. [I talk, therefore I lie.]
Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay [yes, but it’s for a great cause]. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I don’t complain about: politicians. [Really?] Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They come from American parents and American families, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.
Good honest hard-working people continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about you. [Lucky for George, this isn’t TV.]  They don’t care about you at all. Nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. It’s called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
So, it seems the title question has been answered. George would say today what he said then – he’d just have even more clowns to laugh at. The Donald alone is an absurdist’s dream, not to mention such other relative newcomers to the national stage (aka The Theater of the Absurd) as Sarah Palin. But that’s show business….and, in the immortal words of P. T. Barnum, it’s still THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.
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Carmen 5:07 pm on September 2, 2018 Permalink |
I might have told you this before, mister muse, but when I was in Australia during the summer of 2016, the news reporters on ABC routinely referred to him as ‘whats-his-name’, usually with a smirk. No one could quite believe he was actually even in the running . . . the joke didn’t last. đĻ
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mistermuse 7:05 pm on September 2, 2018 Permalink |
Carmen, the joke didn’t last, but The Donald is still a joke. đĻ
Btw, the poem ANTIGONISH was based on a ghost story from your neck of the woods, Antigonish, Nova Scotia…but you probably knew that.
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Carmen 7:07 pm on September 2, 2018 Permalink
I wondered !!
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Paul Sunstone 12:55 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
There is so much wrong with that man I am ashamed he’s even a citizen, let alone a president.
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mistermuse 8:44 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
You got that right, Paul. I can’t stand the sight of the man.
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SoundEagle đĻ āŗáĻāŽāŽ 10:48 pm on September 7, 2018 Permalink |
Indeed, Paul! And that man should take the following two quotes from Lao Tzu to heart:
â Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching
â Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching
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mlrover 4:35 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
I rarely agreed with McCain but always respected his dedication to service and the Constitution. There are very few left in the Republican party with his integrity. Those who rule in Congress have none. I’ve never expected politicians to be honest, but prior to this, they attempted to disguise their greed and lack of compassion for others.
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mistermuse 8:46 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
I couldn’t agree more with everything you say, mirover.
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calmkate 7:45 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
Conspicuous by his absence … but what a relief for everyone!
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mistermuse 8:52 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
The little man who wasn’t there wasn’t invited, but he probably wouldn’t have come anyway. He even had to be talked (by his staff) into honoring McCain by lowering the White House flag to half-staff, according to reports.
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calmkate 9:05 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink
đĻ
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masercot 8:36 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
I’ve never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But, I can tell you anyhow
I’d rather see than be one…
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mistermuse 8:56 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
Same for an orange man, except I don’t even want to see one.
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Richard A Cahill 11:29 am on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
McCain’s biggest regret, I’m sure, was that he didn’t live to see the end of Trump’s Presidency. May we all be more fortunate.
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mistermuse 12:38 pm on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
The end can’t (and didn’t) come soon enough, Ricardo.
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Resa 6:23 pm on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
Excellent musing!!!!!
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mistermuse 6:43 pm on September 3, 2018 Permalink |
Thanks, Resa. I wanted to write an anti-Trump post for which I didn’t have to give most of the credit to Shakespeare (TO SEE OR NOT TO SEE on Aug. 28). đ
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rivergirl1211 2:21 pm on September 10, 2018 Permalink |
To this day… I have not called him President, I just can’t force myself to say it! I do however have a large collection of alternate titles for him, none of which I shall mention here. And yes, your title says it all. He truly is a little man, in every sense of the word.
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mistermuse 2:39 pm on September 10, 2018 Permalink |
Unfortunately, we can’t vote him out of office on Nov. 6, but at least we can vote to wrest control of Congress from the GOP and make life as miserable for the little man as he is making it for us.
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rivergirl1211 2:41 pm on September 10, 2018 Permalink
And I will continue to rail at every lazy American who refuses to get up off the couch and exercise their right to do so. I’m so sick of hearing “My vote doesn’t count” ! Bush beat Gore by 537 votes… wake up people!
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mistermuse 5:22 pm on September 10, 2018 Permalink |
In my state (and I assume in most, if not all, states), you hardly even have to get off your couch — you can vote by absentee ballot. So, you can go right back to sleep after you get off the couch, vote, and put it in your mailbox….five minutes of one’s time to make the GOP pay for selling their soul to the devil.
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