FRANKLIN, BENJAMIN (Jan. 17, 1706 – Apr. 17, 1790), was a jack-of-all-trades and master of many. No other American, except possibly Thomas Jefferson, has done so many things so well. –WORLD BOOK ENCYCLOPEDIA
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Ben Franklin indeed did so many things so well that it would take an encyclopedia to chronicle them fully. To touch on but a few, as a statesman he was the only man to sign all four of these foundational American documents: the Declaration of Independence, the Treaties of Alliance with France and of Peace with Great Britain, and the Constitution. His service as minister to France helped win the Revolutionary War. As a civic leader, he established the world’s first subscription library, raised money to help build the Pennsylvania Hospital for the sick and insane (the first in America), and helped found the academy which became the University of Pennsylvania.
As an inventor, he cooked up an efficient heating stove, was one of the first to experiment with electricity (famously, and dangerously, flying a homemade kite with a key tied to the end during a thunderstorm), and invented the lightning rod. In this connection, I beg your indulgence with a poem:
FRANKLIN COURTS KITE-TASTROPHE
For of all sad words
Of tongue or pen,
The almost saddest are these:
“It might have, Ben.”
No doubt you’re familiar with Franklin’s POOR RICHARD’S ALMANAC, but did you know why it was so called? He wrote it under the pen name Richard Saunders, an imaginary astronomer, beginning 1n 1733 and published annually for 25 years. It is the source of some of Franklin’s most famous and enduring sayings, such as “A penny saved is a penny earned,” “God helps them that helps themselves” and “Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”
But in my research for this post, I found my favorite Franklin quotes to be those with more wit and humor (such as the one that opened my previous post) than I had associated with his writings. Just goes to show that you can’t judge an almanac by its cover. I close with these examples:
Fish and visitors smell in three days.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Many people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they are 75.
When you are finished changing, you’re finished.
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.
Were I a Roman Catholic, perhaps I should on this occasion [narrowly avoiding a shipwreck] vow to build a chapel to some saint, but as I am not, it should be to build a lighthouse.
The only thing that is more expensive than education is ignorance.
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you’re finished.
I’m finished.
calmkate 12:46 am on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
doggity dog, wolf hounds and jackals .. be dogged if I don’t 🙂
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mistermuse 8:42 am on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
That reminds me of an old dog expression that I didn’t think of for this post: Hot diggity dog!
HOT DIGGITY DOG! 🙂
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calmkate 8:43 am on August 3, 2017 Permalink
ah I’m sure that was in my memory somewhere 🙂
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Garfield Hug 8:22 am on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Love this post Jack!🐅🐈🐩🐕🐶doggone it…you did it!!☺
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mistermuse 8:53 am on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
I hope this doggy post didn’t make Garfield jealous, but at least I included “copycat” and “It’s raining cats and dogs.” I’d have said more, but the cat got my tongue. 😦
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Garfield Hug 9:04 am on August 3, 2017 Permalink
Lol!! Garfield is cool about it. He just gave Odie a kick and a shove off the sofa!!💕💕🐾🐾
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D. Wallace Peach 10:18 am on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Interesting how many of those sayings put dogs in a negative light when in truth they are such wonderful loving, playful, loyal creatures. I wish we humans were all a little more like dogs. 😀
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mistermuse 11:48 am on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Well said, Diana. Even those pit bulls who are vicious wouldn’t be, unless so trained by humans.
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Carmen 12:49 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Hello mistermuse! Around here, we have playful seals in the water who are quite curious and will swim close to the shore to be around people. In fact, they’re called, ‘dogs of the sea’!
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mistermuse 1:43 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
I like the expression “dogs of the sea” — all one need do is add an ‘l’ at the end to seal the deal. 🙂
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Mark Scheel 4:20 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
muse, you’re one clever punster! Sometimes a bit of a “hot dog,” but clever. Say, I have a question. About how many hits do you get on your site when putting up a new post? I’m trying to decide whether it’s worth it to set up my own personal blog site. You can email the answer direct to markscheel@hotmail.com
Thanks.
Mark
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mistermuse 5:33 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Mark, I emailed the answer to you rather than put it here (I hope the “hot dog” isn’t too cold by this time — maybe you’d prefer the hot dog in the White House)!
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moorezart 4:28 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Reblogged this on From 1 Blogger 2 Another.
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mistermuse 5:52 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Thank you (and that’s no dog-doo!).
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moorezart 12:02 pm on August 4, 2017 Permalink
LOL! Let’s not WASTE a single moment not DOOING what we want to DOO!
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Don Frankel 4:32 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Muse this is the perfect time of the year for this post as we are approaching the Dog Days of Summer.
This song below was the favorite of the Mets in 2000 when they won the National League Pennant. Unfortunately they ran into the Yankees in the World Series and you could say the big dogs ate the little dogs.
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mistermuse 5:48 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Don, I don’t know who let the dogs out, but it’s the voters who let the dogs in. To them I say….
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linnetmoss 6:26 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Two dog night? What about a THREE dog night? As I understand it, that’s when it’s so cold that you need three dogs on the bed to keep warm 🙂
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mistermuse 7:12 pm on August 3, 2017 Permalink |
Linnet, you’re right — that is the origin of the expression.
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restlessjo 3:55 am on August 7, 2017 Permalink |
Did I miss Work like a dog day? I must’ve been out enjoying myself. 🙂 🙂
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mistermuse 7:58 am on August 7, 2017 Permalink |
I rested my dogs on Work Like a Dog Day, but if I were restless, jo, I’m sure I would’ve been out enjoying myself too! 🙂
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Ricardo 12:38 am on August 8, 2017 Permalink |
Probably they shouldn’t schedule “Work Like a Dog Day” for a Saturday, Sr. Muse.
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mistermuse 8:07 am on August 8, 2017 Permalink |
Ricardo, you’ll be pleased to learn that next year, WORK LIKE A DOG DAY falls on a Sunday, so to avoid work (at least, in the morning), you can say you have to go to church. The rest of the day you’re on your own, but at least you have a year to think of more excuses.
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scifihammy 3:08 pm on August 30, 2017 Permalink |
Many fun dog sayings 🙂
Here’s an old joke for you . . .
1st Man : “My dog has no nose”
2nd Man: “How does he smell?”
1st Man: “Terrible!”
😀
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mistermuse 4:46 pm on August 30, 2017 Permalink |
Love it! In return, here’s an old ‘smile-prompter’ for you: The reason a dog has so many friends is that he/she wags its tail instead of its tongue. 🙂
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scifihammy 12:40 pm on August 31, 2017 Permalink
haha Yes I’ve heard that one – It’s so true! 🙂
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