HOME IS WHERE THE OLD FART IS

No doubt you’ve heard this old familiar saying:

Home is where the heart is. -Pliny the Elder

As much as I loved to travel (50 U.S. states & 9 foreign countries) in my pre-Elder days, home, even then, was where the heart is; it was always good to return home and get back to work (well, at least, to return home). Although those days are now beyond return, being a senior homebody has its own pleasures….not the least of which is having time to reflect on what the hell the world is all about. Of course, I am far from the first to think along these lines:

I should like to spend the whole of my life traveling, if I could borrow another life to spend at home. -William Hazlitt

A man’s home is his castle. -Sir Edward Coke

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home. -Rodney Dangerfield 

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. -Henny Youngman

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. -Charles Spurgeon (perhaps referring to political attack ads)

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. -Britney Spears

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. -Ernest Hemingway

Home is heaven for beginners. -Charles Henry Parkhurst

There’s no place like home plate. -mistermuse, batting for Yogi Berra

There’s no place like home. -Judy Garland: