ATTENTION, BOYS AND GIRLS! This class will now come to ORDER! Mind your Ps and Qs and don’t say Peas and Quecumbers, unless you want an F in Geography, which is on the menu for today’s test. You remember Geography, don’t you, boys and girls? It’s the subject you need to know all about if you want to be well grounded — Ha Ha Ha Ha.

For this test, you will be given a list of places, followed by a list of states, provinces and countries in which the places are located. For example, if Peking appears on the first list, you would look for China on the second list. This test is being given on the honorable system, which means no Peking

1. Isle of Wight
2. Wong River
3. Cockroach Bay
4. Goose Egg
5. Fucking
6. Middlefart
7. Swastika
8. Titz
9. Dildo
1o. Taumatawhakatangihangahoauauotamateapokaiwhhenuakitanatahu Hill

a. Wyoming
b. England
c. New Zealand
d. Thailand
e. Germany
f. Austria
g. Newfoundland
h. Florida
i. Denmark
j. Ontario

If by any chance you didn’t know one of the above, here’s a bonus question to give you one more chance to score a perfect ten:

Knock, knock, who’s there?
Marge and Tina
Marge and Tina who?
Don’t cry for me, Marge and Tina.





  1. Don Frankel says:

    1.B 2.J 3.G 4.C 5.I 6.F 7.D 8.E 9.A 10.F. I used deductive reasoning and where else would fucking Austria be?


    • mistermuse says:

      Don, you got two Wight – I mean right: The Isle of Wight (#1) is b, and Titz (#8) is e. In order not to spoil it for anyone else who wants to try their hand at “today’s test,” I won’t reveal the rest of the answers until tomorrow.


  2. scifihammy says:

    Hilarious! Since geography was my worst subject at school, I’ll leave this to the experts 😉 Love the knock knock 🙂


  3. mistermuse says:

    Glad you didn’t knock the knock knock. Here’s one more:

    Knock, knock, who’s there?
    Kenya who?
    Kenya think of anything more hilarious than geography?


  4. arekhill1 says:



  5. mistermuse says:

    Ricardo, you DO know Wight from Wong – you got Wight right (1, b) and didn’t get Wong wrong (2, d). The rest of the answers are as follows:
    3, h
    4, a
    5, f
    6, i
    7, j
    8, e
    9, g
    10, c


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