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  • mistermuse 12:00 am on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Bernice Petkere, , , , , , , , , On the Sunny Side of the Street, Starlight,   

    TWO TO GO 

    As 2019 goes into the history books, we close out the year and our series of 1920s-30s female songwriters with two of the best: BERNICE PETKERE and DOROTHY FIELDS.

    PETKERE, the longest lived (1901-2000) but perhaps least remembered of the women in this series, had her greatest success as a composer in the 1930s. This hit (with lyrics by Joe Young) was recorded in early 1932 by a rising star by the name of Bing Crosby:

    Petkere, primarily a composer, also wrote the lyrics to a few of her songs, including….

    Saving the class of the field for last, we turn to the most prolific lady lyricist of the era (and the first woman to be elected to the Songwriters Hall of Fame), DOROTHY FIELDS, “the only female songwriter of the golden age whose name has not sunk into oblivion with time.” –Deborah Grace Winer, author of ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF THE STREET, subtitled THE LIFE AND TIMES OF DOROTHY FIELDS

    Named after Dorothy of Wizard of Oz fame, she teamed with composer Jimmy McHugh in 1927 to write many hits over the next eight years, including this all-time standard in 1930:

    Fields went on to write many songs with other composers until her death in 1974….but as much as I’d like to post links to more of Fields work, I’m going to resist temptation (you know what they say about too much of a good thing), Take It Easy*, and call it a Fields day

    ….except to say, Happy New Year!

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    *the title, it so happens, of a Fields song I resisted linking to (recorded by Fats Waller)

     

     
    • calmkate 3:22 am on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      wow I actually know most of Dorothy’s songs … that’s a huge achievement! I had often wondered who had written some of them … but not enough to look her up 🙂

      great way to welcome in the new decade, doubt I’ll see the next 😎

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      • mistermuse 8:30 am on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks, Kate. What better way to ring out the old and “welcome in the new decade” than with songs that stand the test of time, and know that if we are still around “in the next decade,” these great songs will still be around too.

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        • calmkate 7:28 pm on December 31, 2019 Permalink

          these songs will be around for all time, they are so memorable … not sure I am that memorable!

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        • mistermuse 1:30 am on January 1, 2020 Permalink

          Neither am I, Kate, but if it’s any consolation, it’s far better not to be remembered, than to be remembered like the likes of Donald Trump will be.

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    • scifihammy 8:09 am on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I’ve enjoyed your entertaining posts and movie/song clips this year, and look forward to more next year. 😀
      Happy New Year to you and all the best for 2020. 🙂

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    • mistermuse 8:23 am on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I appreciate that, scifi — best New Year’s wishes to you as well.

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    • GP Cox 9:53 am on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply

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    • Ashley 10:02 am on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Great post this! And thanks for the introduction to Pamela Rose! Born in the 50’s I’m not sure where I’ve heard so many of these songs before! Also thanks for the introduction to Diana Krall, great voice, just my sort of music and that piano! Couldn’t make out the make but the old well worn sound was wonderful.
      Have a happy healthy and peaceful New Year!

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      • mistermuse 11:17 am on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Ashley, have I ever told you that you have great taste in music?
        But seriously, I’m seriously pleased that you dig this post. As for Diana Krall, I couldn’t agree more — I think she’s the finest jazz vocalist since Mel Tormé, and yet virtually unknown outside of jazz circles. Such a pity that great jazz singers have almost no place in recent popular music culture.

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    • smbabbitt 3:57 pm on December 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Great selection of songs!

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    • America On Coffee 1:49 am on January 23, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Classics live on! A great selection! 💕☕️☕️

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  • mistermuse 2:06 am on December 27, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Ann Ronell, Dana Suesse, lazz, movie cartoons, , My Silent Love, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Willow Weep For Me   

    ANN, THEN SOME….MORE FEMALE SONGWRITERS 

    Continuing with our female songwriters of the 1920s-30s, ANN RONELL is notable not only for her music (she wrote both music and lyrics), but for the oddity of having been both born and died on Christmas day (in 1905 and 1993). Here is my favorite of her songs, which she wrote in 1932 and dedicated to her friend, George Gershwin:

    In the same Great Depression year, she kept the wolf from her door by writing lyrics to this song featured in the Walt Disney “Silly Symphonies” cartoon, THE THREE LITTLE PIGS:

    Another December baby (Dec. 3 1909), DANA SUESSE composed many songs, including the instrumental Jazz Nocturne, which (with lyrics added by Edward Heyman in 1932) became this standard:

    There’s more, but I will save the best one for last (in this series). Hint: the day I publish that post will be a Fields day.

     
    • calmkate 5:48 am on December 27, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Love those little piggies, I know the chorus but hadn’t heard the whole song before!

      That last song is sensual 🙂

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      • mistermuse 10:19 am on December 27, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD WOLF is one of the few songs (that I can think of off the top of my head) written for a movie cartoon that became a big hit. Another was POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN.

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    • America On Coffee 8:13 pm on December 27, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Nice reflections!

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      • mistermuse 12:21 am on December 28, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thank you for the nice comment, AOC.

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        • America On Coffee 5:15 am on December 28, 2019 Permalink

          Well wishes and a superb enjoyment, dear friend into the New Year!💕 Cheers!

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        • mistermuse 11:40 am on December 28, 2019 Permalink

          Like-wise, AOC (I’ve mentioned this before, so pardon me for repeating myself, but my Like button to comments isn’t working –that’s why I “can’t” Like readers’ comments).

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    • Elizabeth 5:23 pm on December 28, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I remember the Chad and Jeremy version well, never knowing it was an old song written by a woman. Thanks for the Big Bad Wolf clip. I loved that song as a kid and had it on a little Golden record we played on our little record player at 78rpm.

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      • mistermuse 6:00 pm on December 28, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I remember the little Golden records for children — not when I was a kid, but as a record collector, when a few fell into my hands as part of other collections I’d buy. I think that later, there were also 45 rpm Golden records. Record players eventually played at 78, 45 & 33 1/3 rpm, and I still own a few.

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        • Elizabeth 9:17 pm on December 28, 2019 Permalink

          I have many. Never thought of them being part of a collection for sale.

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    • Silver Screenings 3:43 pm on January 19, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      I’m going to be humming “Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf” for the rest of the day, and that thought alone makes my entire day. 🙂

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  • mistermuse 12:03 am on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , Bob Crosby, Cozy Cole, , , Johnny Hodges, Jonah Jones, , , Tot Seymour, Vee Lawnhurst   

    WHAT VEE/TOT BEGOT, BE WHAT WE GOT (AND THEN SOME) 

    In a comment to my last post (on composer Kay Swift), a certain mister mused that more posts should follow devoted to women songwriters of the 1920s-30s, of whom there were too few. I’ve since found that two of those few got together to form what was the era’s only successful female songwriting partnership: VEE LAWNHURST (composer) and TOT SEYMOUR (lyricist). We shall proceed accordingly forthwith….or forthwith accordingly. Whatever.

    Let’s start with their biggest hit, a #1 bestseller for 11 weeks in 1935, AND THEN SOME:

    VEE LAWNHURST (1905-92), born in NYC, was a pianist, singer, teacher, and a pioneer in radio broadcasting. She worked with several lyricists before teaming with Tot to write a lot of hits in the mid to late 1930s, including the title song from the 1935 film ACCENT ON YOUTH, played here by the DUKE ELLINGTON Orchestra (Johnny Hodges on alto sax):

    TOT SEYMOUR (1889-1966), also born in NYC, was a multi-talented writer, including special material for such stars of the day as Fannie Brice and Mae West, then turning to popular song writing in 1930, working with various composers until teaming with Vee Lawnhurst. Among their many fine songs is this 1937 Billie Holiday classic featuring such jazz greats as Jonah Jones, Ben Webster, Teddy Wilson and Cozy Cole:

    Apparently Vee and Tot wrote no Christmas songs, which is just as well because you’ve probably already had more than your fill. So I’ll just close by wishing you a Happy Humbug….and then some.

     

     
    • obbverse 1:52 am on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      So over the bellowing carols and mindless Merry Christmases, roll on blessed silence and boxing day sales!

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      • mistermuse 11:02 am on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        ….and then some!

        Thanks for the comment, o.b., and may I be the last to wish you a mindless Merry Christmas..

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    • calmkate 4:01 am on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      do enjoy your posts … is it my hearing, I didn’t catch any words in #2?

      Happy Humbug keep on toe tappin 🙂

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      • mistermuse 11:19 am on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Your hearing isn’t failing you, Kate. I posted the Ellington instrumental version because I dig Duke and Johnny Hodges’ gorgeous alto sax solo late in the recording. But never fear –you can hear the words here, in this non-jazz record:

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        • calmkate 5:23 pm on December 22, 2019 Permalink

          who doesn’t love the Duke, but as you were talking about her song writing … appreciate the link!

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      • mistermuse 8:19 pm on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Kate, I placed the Duke Ellington instrumental to go with the Vee Lawnhurst paragraph because she wasn’t the lyricist half of the team It fit there better there because the other two links had vocals.

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        • calmkate 11:04 pm on December 22, 2019 Permalink

          lol no need to defend yourself, your post!
          But I had expected lyrics so probably didn’t absorb the magic music as much as I should have, my fault entirely 🙂

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    • Elizabeth 6:35 pm on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I love their ambiguous first names which may have allowed them more success.

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      • mistermuse 9:44 pm on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        That’s possible, Elizabeth, but I’d like to think that their intelligence and talent had more to do with it. For example, there’s the common name of Dorothy Parker, the famed wit and writer in the 1920s & 30s (who, btw, also wrote the lyrics to a few good songs, such as I WISHED ON THE MOON) .

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    • Ashley 3:01 pm on December 23, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I had never heard of Bob Crosby and when I looked him up I see that he had many children one of them called Harry, better known as Bing. (Wow! When I was first reading your post my dear wife was looking over my shoulder and later said something like “that looks very like a young Bing Crosby!” You see we work as a team and usually sort most things out). Have a wonderful Yuletide yourself.

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      • mistermuse 4:31 pm on December 23, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Ashley, the Bob Crosby in my first clip was actually Bing’s younger brother. There may have been another Bob somewhere in the Crosby family tree, but this Bob was born in 1913 and looked and sounded somewhat like his older brother. In 1935, he became the front man and vocalist for the band which recorded AND THEN SOME, and which went on to become one the best big bands in the business until 1942, when it disbanded, and Bob served in the military in WW II

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    • magickmermaid 12:22 pm on December 24, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I’ve always loved 20s and 30s tunes! And old films!

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      • mistermuse 9:24 pm on December 24, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        You got that right, mm….and speaking of 1930s tunes, here’s a Christmas tune from 1934. Enjoy!

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  • mistermuse 7:11 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Fine and Dandy, , Kay Swift, ,   

    SWIFT, UP AMONG THE CHIMNEY POTS 

    chimney pot, a pipe of earthenware or metal fitted on top of a chimney to increase the draft and carry off the smoke. –The World Book Dictionary

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    Today I’d like to tell you about a classy dame by the name of KAY SWIFT, who was the first woman to write the complete score for an American musical (FINE AND DANDY, in 1930). To be honest, though, that wasn’t what prompted me to write this post — the real trigger was that, although I’ve long been a fan of her music, today I came across a song of hers I hadn’t heard before, and I liked it so much that I’d like to share it with you (along, while I’m at it, with two other Swift favorites).

    The song I hadn’t heard before (with the curious title UP AMONG THE CHIMNEY POTS) is sung here by jazz vocalist Louise Carlyle, with the composer at the piano:

    SWIFT was born in NYC in 1897. She trained as a classical musician and composer at what is now called the Julliard School, but was a great fan of popular songwriter Irving Berlin and, later, George Gershwin, with whom she became intimately involved (for more, go to this link, then click BIOGRAPHY (upper left below the word SWIFT):

    Home

    Swift married her first husband, banker James Warburg, in 1918. A banker might be the last person you think of as a writer of lyrics to romantic songs, but’s that’s exactly what he was (under the name Paul James) to the music of his composer wife….until they divorced in 1934 — the same year he resigned as financial advisor to President Franklin Roosevelt.

    I turn now to the first-written (1929) of my favorite Kay Swift/Paul James songs:

    Let’s close with the title song from the aforementioned 1930 musical FINE AND DANDY:

     
    • Yeah, Another Blogger 9:03 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Thanks for bringing her to my and other people’s attention. Don’t think I heard of her before.

      Neil Scheinin

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      • mistermuse 11:27 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        My pleasure, Neil. There were relatively few female songwriters in the 1920s & 30s. The most well-known one was Dorothy Fields, and even she has been largely forgotten. I should do a series on them because they wrote some great songs which deserve to be heard again.

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    • calmkate 9:17 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      wow great tunes, great musos and favourite Jazz singers … all hoppin good 🙂

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      • mistermuse 11:40 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks, Kate. I love sophisticated songs with popular appeal such as those of Cole Porter, Rodgers & Hart, Noel Coward and other “Golden Era of Popular Music” song writers. I think the three Kay Swift songs above are in and of that class

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        • calmkate 11:47 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink

          indeed that are classy and talented … a banker writing songs, who’d have guessed 🙂

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    • Rivergirl 10:10 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Video unavailable… but was that Ella? I just saw a documentary on the Apollo Theater in Harlem that told the story of a young Ella Fitzgerald who forgot the words to a song during her first performance. The result? Scat.
      😊

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      • mistermuse 11:18 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Sorry about the unavailable Ella video, Rg (actually, it’s Ella AND Louis Armstrong singing Can’t We Be Friends?). Here’s a different clip of the same singers and song — if this one is also unavailable, let me know, as there are other similar clips.

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    • Elizabeth 10:15 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      That dreaded line “can’t we be friends?” Great post. Never heard of her or her “long involvement with Gershwin” as that biography puts it. Maybe they should have just been friends!

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      • mistermuse 11:50 pm on December 18, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        According to Wikipedia’s article on Kay Swift, “Gershwin and Swift’s affair lasted over ten years until his death in 1937. Despite their long relationship, Kay and George never married” — even after Kay’s divorce from Paul Warburg in 1934. So I suppose you could say that they were “just friends!”

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    • masercot 5:32 am on December 19, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Every time I learn something I did not know before, I become a little stronger and the end of the world draws nearer. Thank you for bringing Armageddon just a little closer.

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      • mistermuse 9:05 am on December 19, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I doubt that we’re going to see Armageddon in our lifetime (unless Trump is reelected next year). Nonetheless, I’m happy to take credit for helping make you a little stronger.

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    • Ashley 11:44 am on December 19, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Great post! I will be listening to these over and over which is fine and dandy! Thanks for posting!

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    • Silver Screenings 7:09 pm on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      You always treat us readers to terrific music. Thank you!

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      • mistermuse 12:58 am on December 23, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        You’re most welcome, SS. I think it’s terrific too, so the old saying must be true that “Great minds think alike”!

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    • magickmermaid 12:17 pm on December 24, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Love these tunes!

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  • mistermuse 12:00 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , foot fungus, ,   

    THERE’S A FOOT FUNGUS AMONG US 

    There’s only so much foot fungus a girl can take…” –Rivergirl

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    The above comment to my posted diatribe of 12/11/19 also expresses my sensibilities — but it might have you scratching your head if you haven’t been subjected to the foot fungus ads running amuck amongst my (and other bloggers’) posts. It’s as if some mad grafeeti artist is having a high old time desecrating the artistry of my literary opuses, and I won’t stand for it for one second (which is probably how long it will take for such an ad to appear below). Just in case, I’ve enlisted some “serious cartoons” to give it a run for its money:

    https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/f/foot_fungus.asp

    In any case, as a public service, if you happen to suffer from woes between your toes or de agony of de feet, and are considering responding to foot fungus ad-verts or -vice, out of the goodness of my heart I leave you with these cautionary tips (my favorite of which is to STOP PEEING ON YOUR FEET):

    https://www.essexunionpodiatry.com/4-funny-fairytales-debunked-foot-fungus-treatment/

     
    • calmkate 12:18 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Geez MrM .. give you a foot and you’ll make it stink!
      Tea tree oil at least smells refreshing, keep your onions and pee …

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      • mistermuse 1:34 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Urine for a warm treat
        If you pee on your feet.

        Or so says my friend, Mr. Peters by name —
        But first take off your shoes, or it’s not the same.

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        • calmkate 3:16 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink

          now I’m grossed out … you must be related to the bloke with fungus on his head …

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        • mistermuse 10:16 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink

          Thanks, Kate.

          I don’t have a relative
          With fungus on his head
          But I do know a bloke
          With bugs in his bed.

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    • obbverse 2:31 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Just add-mit your’e not being a fun gi. Yep, another sad old pun. However if they want to put ads on my site I can delude myself someone else is looking at it No point in itching about it?.

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      • mistermuse 10:29 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thank you, o.b. You should follow and comment on Rivergirl’s blog. She absolutely adores my bad puns, and your comment here shows that you could pun-ish her posts equally pun-gently (but don’t tell her I sent you).

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    • blindzanygirl 5:09 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      😂😂😂😂

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      • mistermuse 10:33 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thank you, my friend….and let me take this opportunity to highly recommend your heartfelt blog to my readers.

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    • Garfield Hug 8:05 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Mr M…trust you to make foot fungus as a hilarious post!! 😀

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      • mistermuse 10:39 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks, GH. Apparently my Like button to your comment (and other comments) also has a fungus because it doesn’t work when I click it. 😦

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        • Garfield Hug 10:52 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink

          Ohhh nooo!! Out you darn fungus! I need thy ‘Like’ 🤣🤣🤣

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    • Ashley 8:38 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Thankfully you didn’t put your foot in your mouth! Ahhhhh!

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    • Rivergirl 8:38 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Of all the quotes in all the world… you pick that one for inspiration. I’m not sure if I should be flattered… or horrified.
      😉

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      • mistermuse 10:50 am on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Choice is good. In this case, I hope you’re flattered because….well, just because you’re you (if that doesn’t win me some brownie points, I don’t know what would).

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    • Elizabeth 5:58 pm on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I can’t believe no one made a reference to the great song “A Fungus Among Us.” I began singing it as soon as I saw this post.https://youtu.be/gtjc5c9pt9Q

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      • mistermuse 7:59 pm on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Glad you provided the link to that song, Elizabeth — I love the rockabilly beat. I tried to find the origin of THERE’S A FUNGUS AMONG US — the song was recorded in 1958, but I think the saying goes back even further (Google was no help in that regard).

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        • Elizabeth 6:09 pm on December 16, 2019 Permalink

          My grandchildren don’t believe it was a real song. I will have to play it for them now that I have found it on line.

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    • tubularsock 6:49 pm on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      mistermuse, Tubularsock’s sympathy goes out to you for your ad ad-nauseam. Tubularsock has the very same reaction and has thought about putting a large headline on every blog post that reads:

      ANY AD SHOWN ON THIS SITE DO NOT BUY ANY OF THEIR SHIT!

      However, Tubularsock has noticed that Tubularsock now doesn’t even notice them anymore.

      Tubularsock just reads past them.

      This is a bit scary because if Tubularsock can do this to ads hopefully Tubularsock can still notice a bus before crossing the street! We shall see………….or not!

      Cheers.

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      • mistermuse 8:19 pm on December 15, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I like your attitude, ts.

        I didn’t mind the ads when they appeared at the end of my posts, but lately they’ve been appearing between paragraphs as if they’re part of my posts. Apparently WordPress doesn’t believe in the integrity of a blogger’s work (as if the blogger doesn’t care if they mess with it) — whereas actually it’s WP who doesn’t give a damn, as long as they can make money out of it. .

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    • magickmermaid 5:06 pm on December 16, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      “mad grafeeti” Priceless! 😀

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    • Richard A Cahill 12:43 pm on December 17, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Never noticed foot fungi blooming between your words, Sr. Muse. But then I live in San Diego, where the climate makes it possible to go days at a time without wearing shoes and socks, the incubators of foot fungi, so maybe I’m not getting targeted.

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      • mistermuse 4:10 pm on December 17, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Glad you’re being spared, Ricardo.
        It has occurred to me to put foot fungus competitors’ ads in future posts just for the fun-gus of it, but I doubt that WordPress would think it’s funny, and they’d probably sue me for alienation of affections or whatever tiny print clause in their account conditions I might be violating. Still, it’s very tempting….

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  • mistermuse 10:12 am on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , Merry Christmas, , telemarketers   

    Here an Ad, there an Ad, everywhere an Ad…. 

    Dear Mr. WordPress,

    I’ve been meaning to let you know how much I appreciate your inserting ads all over my posts. Ads which used to appear only at the end of posts now show up between paragraphs, nicely interrupting the continuity and flow of my narrative. The effect of these discreet interdictions is akin to thoughtful telemarketers apologetically interrupting such optional diversions of mine as eating dinner or catching up on sleep late in the morning.

    You see what I mean?

    Now, I know you’re only trying to make a buck, and if you can’t do it by getting me to upgrade my free WordPress site to a paying one, you must make it with ads. But is it just a coincidence that my failure to take ADvantage of your recent UPGRADE IMPORTUNING coincides with inserting ads willy-nilly into MY POSTS like they’re less sacrosanct than the Holy Bible or Donald Trump tweets? You cut me to the quick, sir.

    Well, sir, I know that, like trying to fight City Hall, I am almost certainly wasting my valueless time making this request, but if you could possibly see it in your heart of hearts to refrain from inserting ads in the middle of my posts, I would be eternally grateful. After all, ’tis the Christmas season, and you have all the space in the world at the end of my humble posts to place ads to your heart’s content.

    God bless you, sir, and may you have a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!

     

     

     
    • equipsblog 11:21 am on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Well said.

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    • Elizabeth 12:19 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      What is most disturbing to me is the content of the ads. Often it is really disgusting, like worms from eating certain foods, or foot fungus. I have to constantly remind myself that my friends didn’t choose the ads. (I hope!)

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    • Rivergirl 12:58 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Yeah, I had to break down and upgrade soon after joining. There’s only so much foot fungus a girl can take…

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      • mistermuse 1:17 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Personally, I’d rather suffer foot fungus ads than Donald Trump tweets. If the latter ever start desecrating my posts, I’ll probably break down myself.

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    • Rosaliene Bacchus 2:58 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I don’t see ads in my blog feed on the WordPress Reader. Is it because I use an ad blocker?

      I only signed up for a WordPress dot blog plan. Are there ads in my blog posts?

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      • mistermuse 3:51 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I’m not familiar with the Word Press dot blog plan, but I can tell you that I saw 3 ads on your latest blog post (one of which changed to a different ad after I clicked Like). The most amusing ad was one that said “One Trick That All Moms Should Know To Thicken Their Brows” — at least, I found it amusing, but then I’m not a mom.

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        • Rosaliene Bacchus 11:57 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink

          How horrid! Had no idea. Thanks for the feedback.

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        • mistermuse 12:24 am on December 12, 2019 Permalink

          You’re more than welcome, Rosaliene. I can appreciate your reaction, as I grow more frustrated with WordPress by the day.

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    • calmkate 6:32 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      heartily agree with your sentiments expressed here … great minds think alike 😎

      I caved in October 2018 and paid to have those yuk ads removed … they were blazing literally everywhere, was fearful it might trigger my epileptic friends!

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      • mistermuse 7:46 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I’m still holding out, but in the end I may either have to cave, find a different venue for my blog, or give up blogging altogether. The problem is not only WordPress, but my minimal technological skills which limit my ability to deal with WordPress in a language I understand. I’ve come across several bloggers who said they had more problems after they upgraded than before.

        P.S. As an example of my frustration with WordPress, when I click Like on your comment, it doesn’t take. This problem is happening with increasing frequency.

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        • calmkate 10:09 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink

          my WP was fairly ok the first year … but just made my second payment and have been to blogging hell and around a few times!

          Over an hour to post a comment or publish … everytime I clicked on something I was sent elsewhere … nearly gave up as it was a blatant waste of my life but emailed them. NO response yet but over the next week things improved …

          I’d really miss you 😦

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        • mistermuse 10:12 am on December 17, 2019 Permalink

          Sorry that this response to your second comment of Dec. 11, is late, but my Like button wasn’t working (still isn’t) and it slipped my mind to reply sooner. Anyway, I thank you for what you said, and of course I’d miss you (and all my faithful followers) too, but hopefully it won’t come to that. For now, I intend to put up with the frustration and hope for the best.

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    • manoloprofe 8:11 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Lo he reblogueado.

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      • manoloprofe 8:14 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        ALGO O ALGUIEN CORRIGIÓ LO QUE PUSE: LO HE REBLOGUEADO (Blogueado en mi site manologo)

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        • mistermuse 12:18 am on December 12, 2019 Permalink

          English translation (as I understand it): SOMEONE OR SOMETHING CORRECTED WHAT I PUT

          Thank you for the information. I changed a few words in my post an hour or two ago. Sorry if that caused a problem with your re-blog.

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    • mistermuse 8:13 pm on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Gracias.

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    • America On Coffee 1:49 am on December 12, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      True but you can remove. Refer to support.

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      • mistermuse 7:53 am on December 12, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks, AOC. Several times I’ve tried WordPress support in the past about the problem of futilely clicking Like on some comments on my posts and on the posts of other bloggers. Either the response I get doesn’t work or I can’t understand what they’re telling me. It’s hopeless.

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        • America On Coffee 1:35 pm on December 12, 2019 Permalink

          Persistence is key! If they are placing many many ads on your post, then they are surely liking your shares.

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    • mistermuse 5:28 pm on December 12, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I appreciate that, AOC, but I suspect WordPress couldn’t care less about “nobody” blogs like mine, other than how they can be monetized. If I had millions of followers, I wouldn’t need to be persistent in order to get the right kind of help (although, if I had millions of followers, I’d probably be rich enough to pay someone to handle the technology, and let me concentrate on writing).

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    • mistermuse 7:39 pm on December 12, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      NOTE: The Like button on comments to my posts no longer works when I click it, just so you know that, when you make a comment and don’t get a Like, it doesn’t mean I don’t like your comment.

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    • masercot 6:10 am on December 13, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I like the idea of giving a site a list of advertisers and choosing what they want on their site…

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      • mistermuse 1:54 pm on December 13, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks for the idea. I’m not opposed to it, but personally, I’m not as interested in being an arbiter of ads as I am in where they appear in my posts: namely, at the end, rather than splattered throughout.

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    • restlessjo 3:52 am on December 14, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Here! here! and Hoorah! 🙂 🙂 I am foolish enough to pay over my cents, but I admire your tenacity. A fine and happy Christmas to you!

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      • mistermuse 1:08 pm on December 14, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Many thanks, restlessjo, and a happy Christmas to you as well.
        As I was reading your comment, I got an idea for what I hope I can develop into my next post. Must jot the idea down before I forget it, so I regrettably bid you an abrupt ADieu!

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    • magickmermaid 5:03 pm on December 16, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I don’t see the ads when I’m looking at someone’s blog because I have adblocker. But when I receive emails to let me know that blogs I follow have posted something new, I do see ads. There was one that appeared for months featuring some sort of intestinal worm or snake (?) that was so gross I couldn’t even read the ad itself LOL!

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      • mistermuse 1:04 am on December 17, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Other than foot fungus and intestinal worm ads, there’s probably nothing grosser except Donald Trump’s tweets or what comes out of his mouth.

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    • Richard A Cahill 12:45 pm on December 17, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      WordPress may suck, but don’t switch to Weebly is my advice, Sr. Muse. I’m hating them currently.

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      • mistermuse 3:41 pm on December 17, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I’m not familiar with Weebly, but if they’re as wobbly (or worse) than WP, they must weally be wediculous. Weebly is definitely out of the wunning (even though the wace hasn’t started yet). Thanks for the heads-up, Wicardo.

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    • Silver Screenings 7:02 pm on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Ugh – I hate the inserting of ads in the middle of posts, especially when it breaks up a nice flow of thoughts. So I caved in and upgraded. If you do decide to upgrade, please know that your spam comments will increase exponentially. I don’t know why that is, but I get hundreds more spam comments in a week than I used to. HUNDREDS.

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      • mistermuse 12:43 am on December 23, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks for the heads-up about the increased spam comments, SS. The ads seem like the lesser of two evils, so I’ve decided to put up with them. I suspect that few readers pay any attention to them anyway.

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    • barkinginthedark 8:07 pm on January 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      beautifully sarcastic. continue…

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    • mistermuse 1:23 am on January 3, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      That’s the first time in my entire life I’ve been described as being “beautifully sarcastic.” Bless you, sir (said appreciatively — not sarcastically).

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    • barkinginthedark 4:44 am on January 6, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      MM, i wonder if you’ve noticed how ad agencies seem to cast the most annoying types with most annoying copy in many of these spots…it’s as if they know that their audience is pretty stupid. continue…

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      • mistermuse 8:19 am on January 6, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        ….not unlike how Trump knows his audience of supporters and plays them for the mindless worshippers and suckers they are.

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    • ADevil sADan 7:29 pm on February 5, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      I feel ya and decided to turn the nuisance into a career, so feel free to check my first blog post, thanks

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      • mistermuse 8:14 pm on February 8, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        I had already read your first blog post and clicked “Like,” but I’m happy to recommend to my readers that they check your blog. Best of luck with it.

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  • mistermuse 8:15 pm on December 6, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , phonograph, recorded sound, , Wizard of Menlo Park   

    WE’RE OFF TO HEAR THE WIZARD 

    To those of you who may think the fourth word of the above title is a misprint, I hasten to tell you that we’re not off to SEE the Wizard of Oz , but to HEAR the Wizard of Menlo Park (as Thomas Alva Edison was known) speaking the first words he recorded:

    Many of us have seen photos of the famous inventor when he was old. Here he is at age 31:

    https://www.onthisday.com/photos/thomas-edisons-phonograph

    Note that in the “Photo Info” several paragraphs below the photo, the location is given as Menlo Park, California. I believe it should be Menlo Park, New Jersey. There is a Menlo Park, CA, which, surprisingly, was founded before the New Jersey town, which was named after the California town, which happens to be the headquarters of Facebook, which is located at 1 HACKER WAY, Menlo Park, CA. Just for the record….would I kid you?

    Seriously, why am I publishing this post on this day?

    http://www.findingdulcinea.com/news/on-this-day/December/Edison-Successfully-Tests-Phonograph.html

    Would you care for a demonstration?

    I leave you with this famous Edison quote: “Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.” So stock up on deodorant and don’t give up, or you’ll be foiled again.

     
    • obbverse 12:21 am on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      He must’ve sweated himself into a lather. Dripping with inspiration?

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      • mistermuse 1:27 am on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Here’s another Edison quote which suggests that he sweated himself into what one might gather was rather a lather: “I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

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    • Garfield Hug 12:31 am on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Thanks for a good share Mistermuse! Happy weekend to you.

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    • obbverse 1:29 am on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I rather like the lather wordplay,A Mused…

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    • calmkate 2:37 am on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      farcebook in hacker way …. now I’ve heard it all!
      Thanks for expanding my education 🙂

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      • mistermuse 10:34 am on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I had the same reaction to 1 HACKER WAY, but upon reflection, I think that the head of Facebook had a sense of humor and chose that address deliberately.

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    • Ashley 9:25 am on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      What a great picture of the young man. Love the suit!

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      • mistermuse 10:37 am on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I agree, Ashley. How different Edison looked as a young man. On the other hand, I look the same as I did 50 years ago (I wish).

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    • tubularsock 1:33 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      mistermuse, what an interesting bit of information. Tubularsock immediately went to the kitchen drawer and pulled the tin foil out of it’s box and screamed at it. Nothing.

      So then Tubularsock walked backwards to the drawer and repeated the experiment. Nothing.

      But from this experience Tubularsock had not failed because on the third attempt Tubularsock fabricated a great Tin Foil Hat!

      Now when Tubularsock stands on the street corner and yells it all seems to fit.

      Great post.

      Cheers.

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      • mistermuse 4:51 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Well done….and, this time of year, you probably even didn’t need any deodorant.

        BTW, if I thought he’d wear it, I’d suggest that you send that tin foil hat to Trump so we wouldn’t have to see his stupid hair.

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    • Rivergirl 2:52 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Isn’t there a new movie about the war between Edison and Tesla? Fascinating part of technology’s history…

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      • mistermuse 4:56 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I’ve read about the “war” between Edison and Tesla, but not about the new movie. Sounds like it would be very interesting….maybe even electric (sorry, I couldn’t resist).

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    • Eliza 3:41 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I haven’t seen you around in ages!

      Love, light and glitter

      Liked by 1 person

      • mistermuse 5:02 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        Actually, I published more than my usual number of posts last month, but this month, I’ll probably be back to once a week or so. In any case, always glad to have you stop by. Take care.

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        • Eliza 5:05 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink

          I wasn’t around much the past month… only checked periodically… I’ll have to go back and check them out

          Love, light and glitter

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    • Rosaliene Bacchus 6:43 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Interesting post. What we take for granted today is built upon Edison’s pioneering ingenuity.

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    • Elizabeth 6:48 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Made me remember a great visit we made a couple of years ago to Alexander Graham Bell’s home in Nova Scotia. The museum there shows he was nearly as prolific and varied in his endeavors as Edison.

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      • mistermuse 6:57 pm on December 7, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        I also was fortunate enough to have been to the Alexander Graham Bell Museum years ago. I’ve never been to a better museum.

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        • Elizabeth 7:32 pm on December 8, 2019 Permalink

          It was an amazing place. We just happened to drop in and then stayed for so long we even ate lunch there.

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    • masercot 1:49 pm on December 8, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Edison, Tesla and Bell were smart enough to take advantage of the new technology of electronics…

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    • magickmermaid 2:11 pm on December 9, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      “I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” I repeat this quote often! 🙂

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    • Ultra 5:39 pm on December 9, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Great minds will always fascinate and bewilder the average person. These 10,000 ways will always arouse admiration that so much work needs to be done to make this one invention succeed.

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      • mistermuse 6:54 pm on December 9, 2019 Permalink | Reply

        True. On the other hand, Edison didn’t like jazz, which only goes to show that genius in one field doesn’t necessarily convey an appreciation of genius (or of A genius) in another field (his Edison Records produced hundreds of recordings during the “Jazz Age” after WW I, none of which were jazz).

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    • mesabele 4:45 am on December 11, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      Maravilla.

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    • Silver Screenings 6:57 pm on December 22, 2019 Permalink | Reply

      I always forget what a remarkable achievement that was, recorded sound, because I take it too much for granted.

      Also, that Thomas Edison was quite a dish when he was young, no?

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