BEWARE OF TOURISTS!
Spring is here and summer is near.
Comes that time of the year
Tourists can be a pain in the rear.
But some are like me, so be of good cheer —
I’m not as ill-bred as I may appear
(if I ever doubt it, I look in the mirror).
Now, money is something I know you hold dear,
So if you’ll take my tip, get your ass in gear
And earn it like me — do I make myself clear?
ENDEMIC SPECIES
What time do they let the animals out of the park?
–sightseer at Denali National Park
Park rangers (we bet) know
Why nature lovers grieve —
Animals are ‘let go’….
But the tourists won’t leave.
BLUE NOSE TOURS RED-LIGHT DISTRICT
Whores!
arekhill1 are discussing. 
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arekhill1 4:19 pm on April 3, 2015 Permalink |
As long as we’re discussing prostitution, let me quote again my favorite Dorothy Parker line: “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.”
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mistermuse 6:07 pm on April 3, 2015 Permalink |
Well, let’s not be too hard on whores – they have to live too.
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Joseph Nebus 1:38 pm on April 4, 2015 Permalink |
Aw, but tourists can add such an atmosphere to a place. It’s an atmosphere of being photographed and moved past, but that’s still something.
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mistermuse 4:58 pm on April 4, 2015 Permalink |
Many’s the time I’ve been a tourist myself, and many’s the photo album I’ve filled as a result….so this post was more caricature than eyewitness account, but I did observe a few “Ugly Americans” along the way.
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