Spring is here and summer is near.
Comes that time of the year
Tourists can be a pain in the rear.
But some are like me, so be of good cheer —
I’m not as ill-bred as I may appear
(if I ever doubt it, I look in the mirror).
Now, money is something I know you hold dear,
So if you’ll take my tip, get your ass in gear
And earn it like me — do I make myself clear?
What time do they let the animals out of the park?
–sightseer at Denali National Park
Park rangers (we bet) know
Why nature lovers grieve —
Animals are ‘let go’….
But the tourists won’t leave.
BLUE NOSE TOURS RED-LIGHT DISTRICT