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  • mistermuse 3:22 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: COVID-19, , ,   

    DYING FOR DOLLARS 

    Some of you may remember a long-running (1950s to early 1990s) TV program called DIALING FOR DOLLARS in which the host (after announcing the password(s) at the start of the show) randomly picked a phone number to call. If the person being called gave the password, he or she would win prize money; an incorrect answer would increase the prize money for the next call, and so on. Here’s SCTV’s take on the program:

    Nowadays, it seems there’s a new game on TV:  a daily game in which the host is President/Scientific Genius Donald Trump, the password is nominally COVID-19, and the payoff is whatever he says it is in order to re-start the economy at any price — ranging from billions of dollars for big business and big banks, to ingesting disease-killing disinfectants. Regarding the latter, you may be tempted to say, “You first, Mr. President.” Too late! The next day, he said he was just kidding and didn’t mean it. Hahahahahahaha.

    It’s Not Fake News: Trump Did Actually Suggest That Injecting Bleach Could Be a Cure for COVID-19

    Sorry, Mr. Desperate President, the joke is on you, because you’re sicker than the sickest Covid-19 patient, and there’s no cure for your virulent virus except the resounding defeat you must suffer on Nov. 3.

     
    • linnetmoss 3:38 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Yes, he can’t leave soon enough. Every time I think he can’t get any more idiotic, he proves me wrong.

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      • mistermuse 5:14 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        These next six months until the election are going to seem like six years. I shudder to think of the additional harm he could do to this country in six weeks, much less six months. .

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        • linnetmoss 7:27 am on April 27, 2020 Permalink

          Yes, I would rather have the dumbest of my four cats in the White House. At least she would stay off Twitter and take lots of naps.

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        • mistermuse 8:22 am on April 27, 2020 Permalink

          Trump probably thinks catnaps are what cats take when they’re so full of themselves, they can’t think of anything else — like him.

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    • pendantry 3:54 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      there’s no cure for your virulent virus except the resounding defeat you must suffer on Nov. 3

      Oh, I wish. That guy needs to leave the White House to someone who isn’t a total idiot….

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    • Roadtirement 4:23 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Too bad narcissism and idiocy is not grounds for removal from office.

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      • mistermuse 5:27 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        They would be, if the GOP didn’t control the Senate. Unfortunately, it looks like it’s going to be harder (but not beyond the realm of possibility) for the Dems to win the Senate than to win the Presidency.

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    • annieasksyou 4:38 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Yep. “Dying for Dollars” sums things up quite well. So scary and sick it completely shut down my pun and rhyme neural pathways.

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    • obbverse 6:01 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      He would look so professional in a Haz/mat suit, full gas mask and communication device shorted out. That’s your president right there, ladies and germs! The personification of a dumbed-down bad joke.

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    • arekhill1 6:03 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      What’s it like never to have cleaned anything in your life? Because that’s what Agent Orange just revealed about himself.

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      • mistermuse 6:18 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        That’s not hard to believe….but it will be a lot harder (if not almost impossible) for the next President to clean up the mess he leaves behind.

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    • Rivergirl 6:32 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      I was watching that briefing live and he most certainly was not joking. It angers me beyond words that the doctors wouldn’t stand up to him that day. Birx went on Fox the next day and defended him. WTH!

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    • Yeah, Another Blogger 6:58 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Trump’s the worst. He’s a dangerous jerk.

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    • calmkate 7:27 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      if you guys don’t do the right thing on Nov 3rd we may ask one of his mates to nuke you!

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      • mistermuse 10:06 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        The very thought of four more years of Trump is almost enough to make me think we’d deserve it, Kate.

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        • calmkate 11:03 pm on April 26, 2020 Permalink

          sadly allowing such a moron to ruin your country we should have done it a while ago … saved you the humiliation!

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    • masercot 6:47 am on April 27, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      My worry is, through his mismanagement, Trump will end up declaring a national emergency and cancelling elections.

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    • Elizabeth 4:32 pm on April 27, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      No words for him today. How anyone could believe him pains me, but people do and are drinking bleach.

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    • America On Coffee 5:09 pm on April 28, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Dying for dollars is the reality show today and at any cost.🤕

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      • mistermuse 8:08 pm on April 28, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        I heard on the news this evening that VP Mike Pence visited the Mayo Clinic and was the only one there not wearing a mask. He excused himself by saying he’s been tested multiple times for the Coronavirus, and all tests were negative. In other words, privileged people like Pence can get tested whenever they want, while most ordinary people can’t even get tested once. So, if they die, apparently that’s the cost of not being rich and powerful.

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  • mistermuse 11:56 am on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , COVID-19, , leadership, letters to the editor,   

    LETTER PERFECT 

    I am one of those increasingly rare and slowly-becoming-extinct creatures who still gets the local newspaper delivered to his home each morning, usually reading it spread out on the kitchen table (the newspaper, not me) while eating breakfast. I read some parts of the paper more thoroughly than others, but usually give LETTERS TO THE EDITOR just a cursory glance….unless a letter’s heading arouses my interest and incites a reading. Today, one such heading did just that, and the letter (in response to another writer’s letter) so perfectly expressed what I feel that I want to share it with my readers:

    Yes, Trump is our leader, but we don’t follow him blindly

    Regarding the letter, “We’re all on one team with one captain and one objective” (March 28): [that writer] wrote we need to “put aside our political hatred” and follow our “captain” (President Donald Trump) in this coronavirus crisis, as [that writer] did when he played football.
    But what if your captain had never even played before and said, “I don’t believe you all need helmets. The other team is a hoax. The scorekeepers are the enemies of the people. This game will be two quarters, then we’ll get back to work. Don’t listen to my coaches. I’m a football genius.”
    Would you still follow him blindly?

    I will close here, since the letter speaks for itself. I only hope it speaks to you.

     

     

     

     
    • magickmermaid 1:58 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Loud and clear! 🙂

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    • Rivergirl 2:13 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Sometimes we get the right leader at the right time. Lincoln during the Civil War. Roosevelt in WWII. Kennedy fir the Cuban Missile Crisis.
      And then there’s Trump.
      Need I say more?
      😳

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    • Rosaliene Bacchus 2:44 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Excellent analogy.

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    • arekhill1 2:49 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Unspeakably self-centered yapping yam…sorry, just thinking out loud, Sr. Muse.

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      • mistermuse 4:26 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        The poor yapping yam obviously can’t help himself, Ricardo (except try to help himself get re-elected, which is at the bottom of everything he says and does — and I do mean “bottom”).

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    • josephurban 3:37 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      The answer to the last question. YES, many stooges will follow him blindly.

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    • obbverse 4:04 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      C’mon Muse, doncha remember Donny? He played- little league stuff- mostly on the bench due to bone spurs or something?- that big headed tight end with the tiny hands and short attention span? latest events prove he MUST have played some- there’s lots of evidence of severe concussions.

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      • mistermuse 4:34 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        I’m just the messenger (not the letter-writer), but I do happen to know a bit of his boy-background because a former follower of this blog knew him then and supports him now (which is why, after I satirized Trump a few times, he is no longer a follower).

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    • annieasksyou 4:19 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Sure does (speak to me). And I wish the clever respondent had pointed out that our “captain” is certainly not acting as though we all have one objective. Therein lies part of this rolling disaster.

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      • mistermuse 4:44 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        The saddest part is that some victims of the virus have died because of Trump’s gross unfitness for office. There isn’t a doubt in my mind that Obama would’ve dealt with this a lot sooner and more effectively than Trump.

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        • annieasksyou 8:06 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink

          Not only sad—despicable and inhumane! And still fighting Schumer about the need for nationwide coordination to end FEMA bidding against the governors while profiteers jack up the prices of lifesaving equipment. Breathe in, breathe out!

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        • mistermuse 9:24 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink

          Trump’s presidency is, and has been since day one, all about HIM. The truly saddest part is that almost half of Americans either can’t see him for who he is, or don’t think what they see matters more than what they hold dear (such as anti-immigrant policies, unlimited gun rights, appointment of conservative judges, and other right-wing and evangelical priorities).

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    • restlessjo 5:56 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      He is a dangerous man. I don’t know where you found him, but I wish you’d put him back! And I am the most unpolitical of people. Stay safe over there! 🙂 🙂

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    • Yeah, Another Blogger 6:18 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Trump stinks.

      Be well. Stay safe.

      Neil S.

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      • mistermuse 7:09 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        I used to think skunks stink, until Trump came along. Now I realize that skunks are mere amateurs.

        Take care, Neil.

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    • calmkate 7:24 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      sorry for the destruction he has wrecked upon your country and now so many will die … always said he stuffed you up more than enemy could and this proves it!

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    • Elizabeth 7:48 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Well he learned from Hoover I think. “Prosperity is just around the corner.” I read the paper every morning too.

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      • mistermuse 9:51 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        I would agree, except that Trump is undoubtedly one of the least well-read Presidents in history and probably doesn’t know Hoover said that (or much of anything else about Hoover, for that matter). But I’m glad to hear that you’re a newspaper reader — a hundred years from now, newspapers will probably be an all-but-forgotten curiosity, like the silent movies of a hundred years ago are today.

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    • masercot 5:07 am on April 3, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      I couldn’t have said it better myself…

      … but, that won’t keep me from trying…

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    • mistermuse 2:48 pm on April 3, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      The writer of said letter will be glad to hear that. As for me, I didn’t realize how perfectly comments echo across Blog Valley, even over some distance and after some time. I hope Trump doesn’t start using this venue and sticks to Twitter (which I’m not on), as I can’t stand his comments the first time.

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    • Shruti pandey 2:10 am on April 6, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      The football game example? Excellent 👏

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    • Catherine Haustein 12:21 am on April 7, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      I’ll follow science during a pandemic, thank you, letter writer. And please stay inside.

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    • barkinginthedark 6:43 pm on April 8, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      what a perfectly apt analogy. God, i hate this ghoul! continue…

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      • mistermuse 10:34 pm on April 8, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        I don’t know whether hating such a sick and pathetic creature as Trump is worth giving him more fodder as a target/victim of so-called “never Trumpers”….but who can blame Trump haters for why they hate him? I think Trump must be stood up to in no uncertain terms, but tempered by a cool head which doesn’t stoop to Trump’s level to the point of losing the high ground.

        Anyway, who am I to talk after all the potshots I’ve taken at him (but without using the “h” word).

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    • barkinginthedark 6:43 pm on April 8, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      P.S.And be well. continue…

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    • SaaniaSparkle 🧚🏻‍♀️ 3:47 pm on April 9, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Nice blog 💚

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    • Garfield Hug 10:25 am on April 18, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      👏👏👍👍

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