UNACCUSTOMED AS I AM TO PUBLIC LEAKING….

Perhaps, by the title, you’re anticipating that this post will be a dissertation on the subject of urinating in unisex restrooms–a practice little practiced in these provincial parts, and which, therefore, I feel little qualified to address. Obviously, such a paucity of experience could only end up in a cock-and-bull story which peters out soon after it starts, leaving my post hanging. That would be a big disappointment to my followers, I’m sure, but luckily, I have in mind other kinds of leaks to stretch this sordid exposition out to a respectable length.

Friends, I mean the kind of leaks which emanate from sources I can use to pad this post, thereby relieving me of the chore of overworking my brain cells. To my mind, that’s….

Yes, friends, I refer not to the kind of leaks that are a plumber’s best friend, but to….

https://www.history.com/news/9-leaks-that-changed-the-world

Of course, the above leaks barely scratch the surface when one considers the sheer volume of leaks released on a daily basis throughout history. Perhaps you yourself would like to reveal something that’s in the public interest, which you’ve kept bottled up for fear of exposure. Friends, if that’s the case with you, you can leak your dirty laundry right here with reasonable assurance that your name will stay right here. After all, who takes the time to read comments, much less notice who writes them….and you know mistermuse would never betray a source. So, leak with confidence, my friends, while I will go about my business, and you too will conclude….

 

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9 comments on “UNACCUSTOMED AS I AM TO PUBLIC LEAKING….

  1. arekhill1 says:

    I fear the sheer volume of skeletons in my closet will far exceed the number of characters I am allowed to post here to describe them, so I have to decline. But thanks for the invite, Sr. Muse.

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  2. mistermuse says:

    No problem, Ricardo. I’m just happy that you have a closet big enough to hold them all. 🙂

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  3. Don Frankel says:

    The authors of the article seem to have missed the Zimmerman Telegraph and the X, Y, Z affair but maybe those things were just too long ago.

    Speaking of leaks a friend of mine who is in his 70’s went to his Doctor and said. “Doctor, Doctor I have to pee ever hour or so.” The Doctor said. “So, piss! Piss!” Good advice, no?

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    • mistermuse says:

      Don, I guess saying “Piss! Piss!” is better than saying “Tsk! Tsk!”, but still, maybe your friend should’ve gone to another doctor for a second opinion.

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  4. Don Frankel says:

    What would the second opinion be, he shouldn’t piss?

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  5. Don Frankel says:

    The Doctor prescribed Flomax. I’m just funnin’. But do as Dr. Don does and only take cash.

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  6. I have seen all the Jurassic Park movies. I’m not proud of this, but there it is.

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    • mistermuse says:

      Speaking of which, I’m not particularly proud of this post, Marietta, but I ‘fell in love with the title’ and was determined to base a post on it–which is exactly what I ended up with (a ‘base’ post). Oh, well, as long as Santa doesn’t wind of this naughty post, I should still make out OK for Xmas.

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