March 30 is I AM IN CONTROL DAY. According to holidayinsights.com, the genesis of the day goes back to March 30, 1981, when chaos reigned after President Reagan was wounded in an assassination attempt in Washington D.C., and Vice President Bush was out of town. Secretary of State Alexander Haig (in an attempt to calm the nation) famously and injudiciously announced, “As of now, I am in control here” — in a manner which suggested a putsch.
Well, when putsch comes to shove and a situation seems to be spinning out of control, obviously someone needs to get a handle and do something, otherwise you’re just going around in circles:
So, when it comes to control, we may benefit from what these wise guys and gal have to say:
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs — maybe you just don’t understand the situation. -Evan Esar
If I was meant to be controlled, I would’ve come with a remote. -Unknown
Taste cannot be controlled by law. -Thomas Jefferson
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you. -Dick Gregory
The difference between want and need is self control. -Unknown
Never do something permanently foolish just because you are temporarily upset. -Unknown
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. –Groucho Marx
I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it. -Mae West
1 + 1 = 3 (if you don’t use a condom). -Unknown
What lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. -Aristotle
Sorry to say, I must close for now. Please control yourself.