SO THEY SAY (PART FOUR-POSTER)

Have you heard the one about the best cure for insomnia? Get more sleep.
In order to do that, it might help if you go to bed instead of staying up late reading….unless, of course, you’re reading this post, in which case, all beds are off. You can’t get (revised) wisdom like this in your dreams, you know:

Gone to bed with the chickens.
Mr. Rooster says it’s a hard life, but somebody’s got to do it.

You’ve made your bed, now lie in it.
Like you don’t lie enough when you’re awake?

She got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Buy a bed that doesn’t have two wrong sides.

She looks like an unmade bed.
Makeup-wise, face it — the bed can wait. It’s not going anywhere.

I hate to be a wet blanket, but it’s time to hit the hay….or the sack, if it’s a good night.
Good night.

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2 comments on “SO THEY SAY (PART FOUR-POSTER)

  1. Don Frankel says:

    “Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy wealthy and wise.”
    So why am I broke?

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  2. mistermuse says:

    Don, along with being healthy and wise, no doubt you’re also handsome and saintly, so be happy with 4 out of 5….just like I have to be satisfied with my 4 bed-sayings (if I’d thought of yours, my piece wouldn’t be a FOUR-POSTER, and a FIVE-POSTER wouldn’t work here – though it would definetly be a novelty).

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