TRUMPO REVOKES MISTERMUSE’S SECURITY BLANKET
It is with heavy heart that I inform readers of a grave injustice almost unprecedented in the annals of grave injusticedom: MISTERMUSE HAS JUST BEEN STRIPPED OF HIS SECURITY BLANKET by the Lord and Master of the Land of Nod, Donaldo El Trumpo. Disregarding long practice whereby his predecessors first convened/consulted with top underlings in the Blanket Discharge Dept., El Trumpo acted without so much as a wink and a nod to protocol, stating the firing was necessitated by Muse’s “erratic behavior.”
Friends, I put it to you: has anyone (with the possible exception of the President of the United States) displayed more erratic behavior in the annals of erratic behaviordom than El Trumpo? Talk about THE POTUS CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK! Granted, Mister Muse may be guilty of occasional excess tossing and turning in bed, but if Mrs. Muse isn’t complaining, on what basis does El Trumpo base his baseless blasphemy? Muse is admittedly no Rip Van Periwinkle, however that doesn’t make his restless, less-than-sound sleep, “erratic behavior” (at least, until being stripped of his security blanket, thereby making him no longer responsible for his behavior).
In an odd coincidence, this comes on the heels of POTUS revoking the security clearance of former CIA Director, John Brennan, which provoked a protest from 12 former CIA chiefs and this stinging rebuke from retired Navy Admiral, Bill McRaven:
Friends, these are critical times for the future of the Land of Nod and the United States. Patriots of the United States have lost no time in defending John Brennan from the machinations of POTUS. Will you now rise to the defense of Mister Muse for the good of the Land of Nod? Demand that El Trumpo restore my security blanket, and you will sleep better for it….and so, rest assured, will I.
thelonelyauthorblog 6:08 pm on August 17, 2018 Permalink |
You wanna borrow my security blanket? Lol
Amusing post
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mistermuse 6:39 pm on August 17, 2018 Permalink |
Thanks — that’s the best offer I’ve had yet….but I’ll wait for other comments before I decide. 🙂
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Richard Cahill 7:22 pm on August 17, 2018 Permalink |
How do I sign the petition?
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mistermuse 8:11 pm on August 17, 2018 Permalink |
Ricardo, If you weren’t my good buddy, I’d say “with an X” — but, given where it’s going, “with a lot of Zs” is probably more appropriate.
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Garfield Hug 9:00 pm on August 17, 2018 Permalink |
Aww Mistermuse…El Trumpo may have taken your security blanket but you are feisty and will not give up for the sake of the Land of Nod. Get another security blanket and remember Potus is not an immortal. There is a term expiration date. I love this post that is written with alot of humor. P.s. Glad Missus is not disturbed by your tossing and turning😃
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mistermuse 9:19 pm on August 17, 2018 Permalink |
Thanks, G.H. Missus sleeps like a log, so nothing short of an earthquake or chainsaw would disturb her. As for another security blanket, I’m wondering if Garfield might do just as well. Would you care to lend me yours for a ‘tryout’? 🙂
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Garfield Hug 3:07 am on August 18, 2018 Permalink
Ermmm…nooooo Garfield the raggedy one is my precious security blanket. You could borrow another from my collection, but just not my fave one haha! Just for a day😁
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mistermuse 8:55 am on August 18, 2018 Permalink
I appreciate your generous offer, G.H., but my wife promises to cuddle/snuggle up extra close to me to protect me from the bedbugs and other beasties that El Trumpo has threatened me with (as if having bugged the rest of my house isn’t low enough, he now proposes to bug my boudoir). How depraved can you get!!!
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calmkate 4:57 pm on August 18, 2018 Permalink |
lol you need to laugh and amuse yourself … I hate to see a grown man cry!
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mistermuse 6:25 pm on August 18, 2018 Permalink |
So do I, Kate — especially if the grown man is me. On the other hand, it shows what a sensitive soul I am! 🙂
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calmkate 8:10 pm on August 18, 2018 Permalink
lol … all poets are sensitive 😉
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linnetmoss 5:03 pm on August 18, 2018 Permalink |
I hereby call upon El Trumpo to take away MY security blanket too! And if Agent Orange thinks that he can silence us by withholding a cuddly snooze, he is sadly mistaken. The criticism will continue until we can all sleep safely once again, with the nightmare of his Tang-colored face banished from our dreams!
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mistermuse 6:40 pm on August 18, 2018 Permalink |
Amen to that! Isn’t it amazing how much El Trumpo resembles POTUS — who would have thought it possible there could be two such abominations ruling our land simultaneously?
Wake me when it’s over!
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D. Wallace Peach 5:17 pm on August 18, 2018 Permalink |
Everything Donaldo and his cronies do is so riddled with hypocrisy, it’s enough to make one’s head spin. I’m sorry he took your/our security blanket. Let’s hope that Americans haven’t gone completely insane and vote this guy into a straight jacket come November!
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mistermuse 6:58 pm on August 18, 2018 Permalink |
Amen #2 to that, Diana! I see that some Republicans are charging Democrats with wanting to take control of Congress in the November election so they can Impeach POTUS. Now, what ever gave the GOP that idea — who would want to impeach a Pres who’s not only thinks he’s above the law, but is leading this country into a moral abyss and has no scruples about doing it.
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D. Wallace Peach 7:35 pm on August 18, 2018 Permalink
I know. It’s shocking. Just imagine if it was a Obama acting this way. The Republicans would have impeached him on his first day in office. Did I mention hypocrisy? They’re disgraceful.
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masercot 6:15 am on August 20, 2018 Permalink |
Good luck with being oppressed and cold…
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mistermuse 8:39 am on August 20, 2018 Permalink |
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masercot 8:43 am on August 20, 2018 Permalink
You got an LOL out of me…
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