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  • mistermuse 12:00 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , Hindustan, , , Michigan,   

    GO TO HELLISTAN 

    Yesterday, I commented on Rivergirl’s March 25 post titled “THINGS THAT FALL INTO THE WTH? CATEGORY”, which told of (among other things) a place known as the Door to Hell in Derweze, Turkmenistan. As I mentioned in that comment, I’ve actually gone to Hell (by car, by the way; not in a handbasket) — the town of Hell in Michiganistan, which may not be as hot as Hell in Turkmenistan, but is more convenient. I figure this is more than enough to qualify me as an authority on anystan’s Hell, hence this post.

    When I say “more convenient,” I of course mean convenient to my followers here in the good old United Statesistan. If you live in Asiastan, you will undoubtedly be able to go to Hell more conveniently in Turkmenistan. On the other stan, if you live in Hindustan (aka The Republic of India), you’re stuckistan in Hindustan because India is in total lockdown due to the coronavirus (I would’ve said coronavirustan, but I understan that’s sickistan).

    Anyway, the Hell I’ve been through in Michiganistan has an official website; rather than me give you the scoopistan, here’s the official poopistan straight from the horse’s mouth:

    https://www.gotohellmi.com/

    Now, if that doesn’t make you want to go to Hell, I don’t know what willistan. I happen to know a guy (his name is Stan) whose wife is a real clothes horse and looks hot in green, gray or white; he often takes her through Hell no matter what she’s wearing, even though….

    I close with this thought: Where do people in Hell tell each other to go?

     

     
    • blindzanygirl 12:09 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Oh god mistermuse. You had me in stitches there. One very brilliant post. How about stitchistan?

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      • mistermuse 12:54 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        Sorry I had you in stitches, Lorraine. I hope they dissolve without having to be removed by handistan. 😉

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    • renxkyoko 3:56 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Is there really such a place in Michigan called Hell ? ? ? O-O

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    • obbverse 4:21 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      We do have a Styx near to us- too near perhaps?

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      • mistermuse 10:21 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        The only Styx I know of is the River Styx in Greece. I’m guessing the Styx near you is a creek out in the sticks, so you’re probably safe barring a flood of mythical proportions. 😉

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        • obbverse 5:19 pm on March 26, 2020 Permalink

          Yep, it is a river, not too wide, but the journey over is quite soul destroying.

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    • calmkate 7:51 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      lol hilarious!

      After many years in isolation I was crossing a city by public transport and needed a loo quickly. Couldn’t spot any so asked a couple … the guy said “go to hell”, I said “I just asked for a loo” and he repeated “go to hell” … well I thought that was a bit rude when they both burst into loud belly laughs. Seems a new pizza joint had opened called “Hell’s Kitchen” and they had good clean loos just two doors up from where I asked.

      They patiently waited until I emerged, it was quite dark and a bit spooky, and apologised. Said he’d been waiting for years to say that to someone …

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    • Eliza 8:06 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Love the last thought. Still giggling… maybe they send each other to heaven.

      Love, light, and glitter

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    • Rivergirl 8:30 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Go to Hell. Best tourist ad line ever!!

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      • mistermuse 11:53 am on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        If they have some rusty old tools in Hell, you’d better not tell hubby, or he’ll probably want to go there ASAP (and maybe take you with him, just for the Hell of it). 😉

        P.S. That’s an “inside” joke — non-followers of Rivergirl’s blog will have to go there (rather than Hell) to get it.

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    • arekhill1 12:15 pm on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Never been to Hell, Sr. Muse, but my critics assure me I will inevitably end up there. I’ll try and get a postcard out to you.

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      • mistermuse 2:46 pm on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        You don’t want to go to Hell, Ricardo. Just the thought of spending eternity there with Trump should be more than enough to motivate you to aim higher (even if you have to make a pit-stop in Purgatory on your way up).

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    • magickmermaid 1:07 pm on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      A postistan of immense laughistan! Great tune as well! I’m putting Hell, Michiganistan on my places to visit list. People in Hell probably tell others to go to Trumpistan. 😀

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      • mistermuse 3:03 pm on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        After Trump kicks the bucket, I expect he will try to make Hell great again by merging it with Trumpistan and naming it Hellistan. Thanks to the very prescient title of this post, you heard the name here first, mm.
        P.S. On second thought, Trump loves the sound of his name too much not to call it Trumpistan….but it will definitely become more hellish after he gets there.

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    • annieasksyou 6:07 pm on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Re: your last comment: trump can’t make hell any more hellish than he’s made things here.

      This post was funistan, mistermuse, though I can’t quite figure out how the temperature in Hell, Michiganistan, could be 53 degrees. Deceptive PR to draw in more unsuspecting travelers on one-way trips?

      Your post reminded me that when our older daughter was a Russian studies major in college, she spent a semester in Leningrad just before the coup. One of her cheery jaunts was to fly in a WWII turboprop plane to a mountain in Tajikistan (I may be misstanning which Stan), where she was the only woman watching a group of men play a traditional “polo” game on camels, armed with swords (the men, not the camels), with a goat as the winner’s prize.
      Fortunately, she told us about this adventure well after returning home because I found it scary as hellistan.

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      • mistermuse 7:09 pm on March 26, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks for that interesting comment, Annie.

        As for the 53 degree temp in Hell, I’d blame it on global warming, but that sounds pretty frigid for Hell. In any case, Hell has frozen over in the past, as you can see among the pix in the link which follows the post’s 3rd paragraph….istan.

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    • Elizabeth 3:59 pm on March 27, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      After you have visited Hell you can come to Satan’s Kingdom in Connecticut. It is located quite near to Devil’s Hopyard!

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      • mistermuse 6:21 pm on March 27, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        The name Devil’s Hopyard sounds vaguely familiar — I think I may have been there on one of my vacations trips East decades ago. In any case, we’re going through enough hell since Trump’s election to the Presidency, and with the corona virus right now….so I regret that I can’t accept your invitation, Elizabeth.

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    • eswini 5:50 pm on March 27, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      These days, the two hellish companions would probably just send each other to Coronastan 😦 Bitter laugh.

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    • masercot 10:07 am on March 29, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      People in Hell tell each other to go to Amarillo. Way worse than Hell…

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    • barkinginthedark 3:42 pm on April 1, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      Go to D.C.? continue…

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      • mistermuse 6:41 pm on April 2, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        Since Trump went to D.C., the whole country has gone to Hellistan. If we can survive 7 more months, we will realize as never before the meaning of Martin Luther King’s FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE’RE FREE AT LAST!

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    • JosieHolford 6:02 am on April 6, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      People in hell say: “Go to tRump’s America.”

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      • mistermuse 9:23 am on April 6, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        ….and no doubt they’re also praying that tRump goes to heaven when he dies, as hell is unbearable enough without him making it more so.

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    • Francisco Bravo Cabrera 11:05 am on April 9, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      To New Jersey! Great sounds, love that New Orleans music…one of my favourite cities in the US…great post!
      Cheers!

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      • mistermuse 12:37 pm on April 9, 2020 Permalink | Reply

        Thank you, Francisco. There’s nothing like New Orleans music to lift the spirit in dispirited times! New Orleans is one of my favorite cities as well (and BRAVO for San FRANCISCO too)! 😉

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        • Francisco Bravo Cabrera 12:39 pm on April 9, 2020 Permalink

          Yes, you are absolutely right abut that! Music is a special remedy for the spirit that always works! Love New Orleans and been to San Francisco only once and I loved it, the architecture, the layout of the city and the gorgeous bay! Great city!
          Greetings from my city,
          Valencia, Spain,
          Francisco

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    • mistermuse 12:44 pm on April 9, 2020 Permalink | Reply

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    • Silver Screenings 4:59 pm on April 12, 2020 Permalink | Reply

      This song is another fab piece you’ve introduced me to. I listened to it twice in a row. Thanks!

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  • mistermuse 6:28 pm on August 20, 2018 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , , kitten, , lyin' king, Michigan, , POLITICAL ANIMALS, ,   

    IT’S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS 

    This morning’s newspaper brings news of “another copycat slinking in on Rabbit Hash’s paw-litical scene.” As long-time readers may recall from my posts of 7/27/17 and earlier, Rabbit Hash is a small canine-run KY town on the banks of the Ohio River, not far from…

    Now It seems that the small village of Omena, Michigan, has elected as mayor a feline named Sweet Tart (not to mention two dogs and a goat elected to lesser offices), and has received no small amount of pub in the bargain:

    Friends, I’m not saying that the Kentucky town is trying to hog all the attention for having an animal mayor, but one gets the impression that Rabbit Hash feels Omena is horning in on their territory. Bobbi Kayser, ex-exec secretary and campaign manager to the former mayor, border collie Lucy Lou (who ran on the slogan “The Bitch You Can Count On”), admitted as much in the news article. “It all started here in Rabbit Hash–a tradition that Rabbit Hash could claim as its own. Now, we can’t. I’m a bit resentful. I’ve heard that in addition to the cat in Michigan, down south there is a donkey serving as mayor.”

    Personally, I have a bigger problem with the jackass serving in the oval office, who yesterday referred to former White House counsel John Dean as a “rat” for his part in exposing Watergate. Unlike the Lyin’ King, Sweet Tart wasn’t born on Easy Street — as a kitten, she was found abandoned and half-starved alongside a trail near Omena in 2009. So I say “Lighten Up, Rabbit Hash” and “Good for Sweet Tart!” Just because people get jealous and fight like cats and dogs, doesn’t mean animals should lower themselves to human standards.

     

     
    • Paul Sunstone 9:12 pm on August 20, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      These days, a lot of Colorado’s mountain towns rely on tourism now that most of the mineral deposits they were founded to exploit have played out and the mines have closed. Years ago, one tiny unincorporated village in South Park (the South Park of cartoon fame) elected an orange cat mayor in order to justify tourist dollars flowing into the community.

      Beyond that, Diarrhea to Trump! Lord knows, he’s already got diarrhea of the Twitter account.

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      • mistermuse 11:05 pm on August 20, 2018 Permalink | Reply

        ….not to mention most Republicans in Congress, who have jaundice of the backbone for failing to call out Trump’s most egregious slanders and lies.

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    • masercot 6:33 am on August 21, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      A snake was elected as county treasurer in Hale County, PA. He was elected by a majority of voters after it came out that he was an adder.

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      • mistermuse 9:35 am on August 21, 2018 Permalink | Reply

        Very interesting. I heard that a Lesser Anteater was voted out as ant catcher in Termite, Texas, for obvious reasons. Unfortunately, the sloth who was voted in is even less up to the job.

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    • calmkate 6:52 am on August 26, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      OUCH, I hear you … heard about the 5yo carry on our mob have displayed … and we pay them for it??!?

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    • America On Coffee 3:39 pm on October 30, 2018 Permalink | Reply

      Bad justice reigning over politics. Which is cat and which is dog maybe we will soon find out. But, in order to have a government with better politicians, we have to clean up the supposed keepers and protectors of the constitution. The music is so surreal with the times.

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