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  • mistermuse 12:08 am on July 31, 2019 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , end of July, hot weather, hotter than hell, How hot is it?, , , , toast,   

    GOOD-BY, JU-LY 

    I don’t know about the weather where you are, but one state north of me, in the town of Hell, Michigan, I hear July has been….

    So, when it’s hotter than ‘ell in Hell, I say it’s time to say good-by to July, and good riddance. As I (would like to) tell my visiting in-laws, come back again when you can’t stay so long. Today, as July leaves, I leave you with some hot jokes to remember me by until my next post….and remember, don’t blame the muse-enger for the clinkers. Acting as a muse meant for amusement, mistermuse mooched most of ’em, thus no funny-back guarantees.

    How hot is it?
    So hot, the birds are using potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

    How do you make holy water?
    Boil the hell out of it.

    What did one pig say to the other in a steamy pigpen?
    I’m bacon.

    How hot is it?
    So hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

    What happened when Mr. White bought a loaf of bread at the store?
    By the time he got home, White’s bread was toast.

    How hot is it?
    So hot, when I spilled ice water on my computer, it begged for more.

    Somehow, I have a funny feeling it’s gonna be a while before my next post.

     

     
  • mistermuse 7:24 pm on June 21, 2014 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: hot weather, , , , , ,   

    GOODBYE, SPRING — IT WAS ICE WHILE IT LASTED 

    *                       *                          *

    PENGUINS & POLAR BEARS

    Summer.

    Bummer.

     
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