SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR (AFTER WHILE, AT YOUR TRIAL)

Dear President Trump (in Spanish-speaking countries, aka Presidente Demente),

As a lover of high-class music and a connoisseur of down-in-the-sewer presidents, I offer for your approbation a selection of appropriate songs for your subjects to remember you by after tomorrow’s adios from the offal office. In plain English, we begin with….

Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall cry hosanna come noon manana — while your base is battling the….

So come on, world! Let’s CELEBRATE!