I bring Christmas greetings from Santa, wherever in the world you are.
I’d sing you a yuletide carol, but that would be a musical bridge too far.
So I give you a pass. He’s coming to town ‘high’ class – be good for goodness sake.
He has toys up the chassis for each lad and lassie….so you’ve got a lot at stake.

The above notwithstanding, I confess that many, if not most, Christmas songs leave me cold; but here’s one that warms the cockleshells of my heartstrings. How’d you like to spend Christmas on the beach at….

Can’t get into the Christmas spirit in a tropical clime?
Or maybe you’re thinking, this isn’t the time?
No problem — I know a cool place even more sublime:
A ‘hot spot’ for a song that was once Christmas prime….

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.