HYPE-OH-WHAT-A-MESS
The following meaning comes courtesy of the ghostwriter of THE DEVIL OF A DICTIONARY, a book of definitions and proverbs by the late Ambrosius Beericus, who died adages ago but is still with us in spiritus:
HYPE-OH-WHAT-A-MESS (not to be confused with HIPPOPOTAMUS, a thick-skinned, fat-bodied, hairless member of the genus mammalis): a cross between a hype-ochrondriac and a hypocrite, as exemplified by Donaldo Trumpotomus, a thin-skinned, fat-headed, hairbrained member of the genus ignoramus politicus.
In other news, The President of THE NATIONAL TRIFLE ASSOCIATION, Wayne La Peeinthehair, has announced that a contribution in the trifling amount of 99 bizillion dollars and two cents has been made to the re-election campaign of Donaldo Trumpotomus because the nation cannot afford four years of sanity, competence, and integrity under Josephus Bidenopus and Camelus Would Harassus. This news was immediately applauded by the nations evangelical leaders, who believe in the separation of church and state of government led by people who don’t have faith in Jesus Televangelicus Miraculous.
Mean-while, back at the White House, Donaldo Trumpotomus has granted an interview to that Randymous guy. Let’s listen in….
And there you have it. Sorry, no refunds.
calmkate 9:09 am on September 19, 2020 Permalink |
lol you are the master of word play … he is a better singer than he is a comedian, pink tie not hairy hippo!
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mistermuse 10:44 am on September 19, 2020 Permalink |
That isn’t one of Randy Rainbow’s better parodies, but then Trump isn’t one of our better Presidents (actually, i can’t think of a worse one, but the poor guy has had a hard life, so I feel as sorry for him as he does for those he views as losers).
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calmkate 11:27 am on September 19, 2020 Permalink
the guy is devoid of empathy and most other human emotions …
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magickmermaid 12:49 pm on September 19, 2020 Permalink |
Hilarious! 😀
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mistermuse 4:16 pm on September 19, 2020 Permalink |
Thanks, mm. It Mrs. Clinton were running for Pres again, it might have been even more Hillary-ous.
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magickmermaid 4:47 pm on September 19, 2020 Permalink
hehehe Great minds think alike. I was thinking the same. 😀
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Rosaliene Bacchus 2:54 pm on September 19, 2020 Permalink |
After yet another tough week under smoke-filled skies here in Los Angeles and “ignoramus politicus,” I thank you for making me laugh out loud with your masterful word play. Randy Rainbow’s song parodies are also a delight to watch 🙂 🙂 🙂
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mistermuse 4:12 pm on September 19, 2020 Permalink |
Thanks, Rosaliene. Randy and I appreciate that you Bacch-us. 😉
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obbverse 5:20 pm on September 19, 2020 Permalink |
Redolent of Great wordplay again, MM. Sadly todays parody becomes tomorrows all too real tragedy. So if you can, vote!
Line up, line up despite the sleet, snow or hail,
Bypass Lousy DeJoys dysfunctional USless mail,
Vote bright and early and let’s cast no doubt
Lest the Postmaster General try bailing Don out.
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mistermuse 6:09 pm on September 19, 2020 Permalink |
I can and will vote, probably by mail because my state has online vote tracking so I can make sure my vote has been received. With one or two exceptions, I haven’t noticed longer-than-usual mail delivery here.
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Elizabeth 3:56 pm on September 20, 2020 Permalink |
Bloated Cheeto. Exactly.
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mistermuse 6:21 pm on September 20, 2020 Permalink |
I call him THE CHEETO CHEATER.
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masercot 8:53 am on September 21, 2020 Permalink |
Say what you like about the interviewer, you’ve got to love those specs!
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literaryeyes 10:17 pm on September 21, 2020 Permalink |
I laughed at the mailbox thing in the video (I will build a hundred more).
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mistermuse 12:25 am on September 22, 2020 Permalink |
I fear that Trump’s Postmaster General Louis DeJoy would remove the mailboxes as fast as Randy Rainbow can build them. Unfortunately, Louis is trying to take all De Joy out of voting by mail, and it’s up to us thwart him by removing Trump from office.
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Carol A. Hand 9:29 pm on September 22, 2020 Permalink |
I didn’t think it was possible after days of such ongoing disheartening news, but you made me laugh, Mister Muse. Thank you!
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mistermuse 11:58 pm on September 22, 2020 Permalink |
Much appreciated, Carol, but the joke will be on us if Trump is re-elected. He is by far the most devious person ever to become President, and I believe it will only be by devious means (on many fronts) that he can beat Biden…..and we know he will stop at nothing to do so.
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Carol A. Hand 12:07 am on September 23, 2020 Permalink
I agree, Mister Muse. I also fear he will stop at nothing. I saw one of the vile lie-filled fliers being mailed out to registered republican voters. The USPS mail carrier delivered it to my address by mistake (not a hopeful sign of things to come) – or maybe it was delivered here on purpose because of the Biden sign in my front yard… 😎
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