DON THE DISAGREEABLE (A tRump Roast for the Ages)
Today is the birthday of IVAN THE TERRIBLE (Aug. 25, 1530-March 28, 1584). For those of you who weren’t around back then and may not remember how terrible he was, here’s a refresher:
Which brings us to DON THE DISAGREEABLE, aka Donald Trump. For those who believe DISAGREEABLE doesn’t begin to do justice to Don’s place in posteriority, I would’ve titled this post DON THE DOUCHEBAG or DON THE DUCK-BILLED FATTYPUSS….but then I might be accused of gratuitous name-calling, which would be odiously unbecoming of an obviously objective observer of the Pres — a worthy calling indeed, coming, as it does, from he who any follower of this blog can vouch for; (s)he who disagrees is obviously a fatuous fart-face.
So the only fair way to do justice to Don’s legacy is to limit ignominious epithets to those names he has called others — particularly in view of the penchant he has for labeling many of them what he is himself. Examples of such may be found among this compilation of takes-one-to-know-one insults (object of insult(s) in parenthesis):
JEFF BOZO (Jeff Bezos)
CHEATIN’ OBAMA (Barack Obama)
PUNCHY (Robert De Niro)
MORNING PSYCHO (Joe Scarborough)
SLIMEBALL (James Comey)
WACKY AND DERANGED OMAROSA (Omarosa Manigault Newman)
FAT JERRY (Jerry Nadler)
LITTLE MARCO (Marco Rubio)
POCAHONTAS/THE INDIAN (Elizabeth Warren)
DUMMY BETO (Beto O’Rourke)
SHIFTY SCHIFF/ADAM SCHITT (Adam Schiff)
CUTIE PIE (Jonathan Karl)
CRAZY/CROOKED HILLARY (Hillary Clinton)
CRAZY/NERVOUS NANCY (Nancy Pelosi)
CRAZY/SLEEPY JOE (Joe Biden)
CRAZY BERNIE/BASICALLY BRAINDEAD BERNIE (Bernie Sanders)
CRAZY ARNOLD (Arnold Schwarzenegger)
CRAZY MEGYN (Megyn Kelly)
As you can see, you don’t have to be CRAZY to make Trump’s wanton list….but it helps.
mistermuse, 
The Observation Post 
Rivergirl 8:12 am on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
I can’t even. We tried to watch some of the Republican convention last night, just to be fair. We tried.
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mistermuse 9:16 am on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Trump takes advantage of those who try to be fair, because that’s what bullies do. Biden and Harris mustn’t take any guff from Trump, but they also need to not let Trump’s insults become a distraction because that would be playing into his hands. Talk about a balancing act!
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Rivergirl 12:34 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink
The bodyguard of western civilization.
Can you see my head exploding?
😳
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masercot 8:45 am on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Those were some crazy people.
Oh me, oh MY!
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mistermuse 9:27 am on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
They ain’t got nothin’ on Trump, but at least their craziness didn’t hurt anyone but themselves (though the little dancing gal didn’t hurt herself, and she was a riot!).
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masercot 7:33 am on August 26, 2020 Permalink
The little dancing girl was cute as hell.
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mistermuse 5:24 pm on August 26, 2020 Permalink
Makes me wonder what ever became of her.
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mlrover 9:13 am on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Where do you find this stuff? So fascinating! And that’s some fine singing. The craziness is a distraction from their excellence.
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mistermuse 9:33 am on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
The Boswell Sisters were the finest girl singing group of their era….or, arguably, any era, in my opinion. I’m glad you appreciate them!
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Don Ostertag 12:08 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
That person really acts like a 6 year od with his stupid name calling. He must have really been a bully back in school.
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mistermuse 12:48 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
From what I’ve read, Trump is”‘his father’s son” — or, as another old saying has it, “Like father, like son.” All I can say is that millions of American voters must like bullies.
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D. Wallace Peach 1:12 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Ugh. I tried to watch the Republican “convention” last night and just couldn’t take all the fear-mongering. I guess I’m going to join a mob and wipe out a suburban neighborhood this winter. Or I’m going to turn my neighbor’s kids into drug-using communists. I turned it off after ten minutes. 🙂
Here’s to peace, kindness, and truth – may it ultimately prevail.
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mistermuse 4:31 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Diana, if you do plan to join a mob or turn your neighbor’s kids into drub-using communists, I suggest you make a big fat donation to Trump’s re-election campaign and publicly kiss his butt. That will surely get you a Presidential pardon if you’re arrested (unless he’s not re-elected, in which case I never heard of you and you’re on your own). 😉
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D. Wallace Peach 5:13 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink
Lol. Sounds like a plan (?)
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JosieHolford 3:59 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Don the Dotard works well too. (Best thing to ever come out of North Korea.)
Or Don the Demented, Deranged, Disturbed, Dangerous, Disturbed, Depraved, Disgusting, Dirty and yes Deplorable.
So many dire choices.
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mistermuse 4:46 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
All delicious choices, Josie. Or, how about a non-D name to go along with IVAN THE TERRIBLE: DONALD THE UNBEARABLE
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magickmermaid 4:56 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Hilarious videos! 😀 A so-called adult who behaves like a petulant child bully should be sitting in the corner wearing a dunce cap; not occupying the corner office.
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mistermuse 5:42 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Actually he belongs in prison….but I’ll settle for the corner wearing a dunce cap, if the corner is in a cave on another planet.
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magickmermaid 6:10 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Al Capone went to prison for tax evasion. So maybe all is not lost if his tax returns are investigated.
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mistermuse 7:12 pm on August 25, 2020 Permalink |
Thankfully, (as i understand it) possible tax evasion is being investigated by the State of New York. If it were a federal case, Trump’s Attorney General, Wm. Barr, would see to it that Trump gets away with it.
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Elizabeth 4:16 pm on August 26, 2020 Permalink |
I think “nasty” is in competition for his favorite attack word. At least for women. As for that newsreel–those weight loss machines look x-rated!
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mistermuse 5:15 pm on August 26, 2020 Permalink |
Trump called Kamala Harris “nasty” almost as soon as Biden named her his VP choice, and it has indeed become one of his favorite attack words (most, if not all, of the epithets listed in my post are not as recent). As for that “x-rated” weight loss segment: please spread the word, Elizabeth, so that more people may be enticed to check out this post and my blog. 😉
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Elizabeth 3:55 pm on August 27, 2020 Permalink
Ha!!
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annieasksyou 3:28 pm on August 27, 2020 Permalink |
Don the Despicable works for me. Glad you brought some fun to this ugliness.
I so wish Biden would listen to Tom Friedman, who suggested Biden should agree to debate ONLY if trump releases his tax returns first AND there’s an on-site fact-checker.
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mistermuse 10:55 pm on August 27, 2020 Permalink |
I’d especially like to see the debates contingent upon an on-site fact checker. Although Biden wouldn’t have a problem with it, but I’m sure Trump would refuse and probably call the idea part of a socialist conspiracy against him. That’s what despots like Trump do when they’re afraid of the truth.
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Marietta Rodgers 5:42 pm on August 27, 2020 Permalink |
I tried to watch a little of the RNC but I kept having to hurl in a bucket.
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