ROBOCALLERS FOR TRUMP
Your phone rings for the umpteenth time today. You pick it up.
YOU: “Trump re-election campaign headquarters. How much would you like to donate today?”
ROBOCALLER: Hangs up. Dials again.
YOU: “Trump re-election campaign headquarters. How much would you like to donate today?”
ROBOCALLER: “Are you sure this is Trump re-election campaign headquarters?”
YOU: “No, THIS is Trump re-election campaign headquarters. Man, are you mixed up. But that’s OK — we love people like you. Now, how much would you like to donate today?”
ROBOCALLER: “Blankety-blank-blank-blank-blank!!!!”
YOU: “Maybe you’re right. Maybe you’re Trump re-election campaign headquarters — who else could be so clueless? But if you think I’d help re-elect a President who hires ignoramuses like you, you’ve got another think coming. And you can tell your boss I said so.”
You hang up. Two minutes later, your phone rings again. Another robocaller?
YOU: “Trump re-election campaign headquarters. How much would you like to donate today?”
CALLER: “YOU’RE FIRED!“
Carmen, and 15 others are discussing. 
The Observation Post 
Carmen 7:34 pm on February 5, 2020 Permalink |
Who woulda thought Mitt Romney was thinking just that, eh? . 🙂
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mistermuse 8:16 pm on February 5, 2020 Permalink |
As a Mormon in a Mormon state, Mitt was probably the only GOP senator who could safely buck Trump (but he did vote with the Repubs on the second charge).
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magickmermaid 8:01 pm on February 5, 2020 Permalink |
Hilarious! 😀
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obbverse 9:37 pm on February 5, 2020 Permalink |
Think back three less-than-great years ago The joke won, and that is a sad verified fact. Four more years would be hysterical, but in a bad bad way. To quote Franknfurter ‘my face hurts to smile.’
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Brian Lageose 10:18 pm on February 5, 2020 Permalink |
Good on ya!
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mistermuse 10:26 pm on February 5, 2020 Permalink |
To quote Yogi Berra, “It ain’t over ’til it’s over.” Trump still faces continuing investigation from the Democrat-controlled House of Representatives and New York State, pending court cases, and (hopefully) defeat by the voters in November.
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calmkate 2:38 am on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
such a shame he didn’t hear those two last words!
He’s sacked his fair share … come on karma!
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mistermuse 3:09 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
“You’re fired” isn’t good enough for Trump. Not even adding “and sentenced to prison for the rest of your life” would be adequate justice.
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calmkate 6:20 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink
I wouldn’t wish that on the prison staff … can you imagine the riots he’d start with his hatred and violence … I shudder!
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masercot 6:49 am on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
And, his followers are okay with giving their hard-earned money to a billionaire…
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mistermuse 3:16 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
Like P.T.Barnum said, “There’s a sucker born every minute”….as well as an enabler and a partner in crime.
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Ashley 6:55 am on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
I watched some of the speech on the “news” here. Some of the pictures reminded me of the conventions seen in North Korea or in China, where there is no opposition, all clapping until they have blisters on their hands, all afraid of being “fired”.
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mistermuse 3:22 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
The cult of Trump is fast becoming the dictatorship of Trump, Ashley.
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GP Cox 8:32 am on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
Cute. Funny thing, last election, Trump was the only one I did NOT get calls from.
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mistermuse 3:24 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
GP, all I can say is, How lucky can you get?
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Rivergirl 8:47 am on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
I’m still reeling from Rush Limbaugh getting the Congressional Medal of Freedom. WTF????
😳
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mistermuse 3:41 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
I can hardly wait for the next one: Sean Hannity? William Barr? Rudy Giuliani? Donald Trump Jr.? I wouldn’t be surprised if The Donald even awards one to himself.
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Rivergirl 4:10 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink
I thought he wanted the Nobel Peace Prize….?
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mistermuse 4:21 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink
Unfortunately for Trump, he didn’t (and ain’t gonna) get the Nobel Peace Prize….but that won’t stop him from seeking other medals. Personally, I think he should get the Congressional Medal of Dishonor.
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D. Wallace Peach 11:54 am on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
I’m so glad I don’t get these calls.
There were some Trumpies campaigning at my husband’s workplace yesterday. My husband is a union electrician, and he said (in a very calm voice, I might add) that he can’t support Republicans because they want to dismantle unions. The Trumpy sighed and said, “Your right.”
He told the TRUTH. We were shocked. 😀
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mistermuse 3:56 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
A union electrician was shocked? I hope he didn’t have to turn in his union card! 😉
Seriously though, I would’ve been shocked too — and I’d be even more shocked if your husband’s response caused the Trumpy to stop supporting Trump.
Thanks for relating that very “current” episode, Diana.
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D. Wallace Peach 4:15 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink
Ha ha ha. You always “get me good.”
No, the Trumpie likes some nebulous Trump News fantasy about America being great again.
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mistermuse 4:31 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink
That’s what you get for being such a good sport, Diana. But seriously (again), I very much appreciate your comments and promise that if I ever cross the line, it won’t be a union picket line.
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Elizabeth 12:40 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
Great one. I like the innovative way you answered the phone. I like to pretend I am deaf and keep going what, what, what.
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mistermuse 4:01 pm on February 6, 2020 Permalink |
What did you say, Elizabeth?
Sorry about the ‘dumb’ reply. 😉
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Elizabeth 5:36 pm on February 7, 2020 Permalink
Good one!
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arekhill1 4:12 pm on February 9, 2020 Permalink |
I always answer, “I’ve already canceled my Social Security number,” Sr. Muse. That way I don’t have to use the T-word.
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mistermuse 5:12 pm on February 9, 2020 Permalink |
I’d like to cancel Mr. Tweet’s twitter account, but I’ll settle for his defeat in November and a long imprisonment shortly thereafter.
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barkinginthedark 4:08 am on February 13, 2020 Permalink |
The House must continue to hold televised hearings…about emoluments, about Trump retaining his ownership interests in his family business while he is in office, about the multiple foreign officials who have stayed at his properties while lobbying his administration, about.China approving multiple trademarks for his family’s brands while negotiating trade policies, about how every time he goes to golf at a Trump property he funnels taxpayer money into his family business—violating the Domestic Emoluments Clause – and about the fact that to date, Trump has spent over $100 million taxpayer dollars to golf and vacation at his own properties. And the Dem candidates must hold up Trump’s proposed “budget” to show the working class what he is all about for real – as opposed to what he says he’s about. .
He belongs behind bars. Sorry to bend your ear MM. continue…
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mistermuse 10:06 am on February 13, 2020 Permalink |
No problem. Trump is the problem. Your comment just touches the surface of all the unlawful and inhumane things he has done since taking office..
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Catherine Haustein 11:08 am on February 16, 2020 Permalink |
So obnoxious. You probably heard about them clogging the phone lines and perhaps other things during the Iowa caucus. Don’t ever rush to declare anything with these guys around.
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mistermuse 12:25 pm on February 16, 2020 Permalink |
That’s why extreme vigilance and action are needed to prepare for and defend against every underhanded means Trump and Company will surely use to subvert the upcoming Presidential, Senate, and Congressional elections in November. If we’ve learned anything about the Trump (formerly the Republican) Party, it’s that there are NO lengths to which they won’t go to retain and gain power.
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Catherine Haustein 12:49 pm on February 16, 2020 Permalink
Yes, but with the Secretary of State offices being partisan, it’s not easy.
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Carol A. Hand 8:19 pm on February 17, 2020 Permalink |
A deep and hearty laugh, indeed!
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atheistmilitantsrising 5:55 pm on February 22, 2020 Permalink |
I get those calls and I tell them all the time the only money I will donate? Is to Traitor Trump and the Russian Repugnants is the cost of the bullets to pay to have them executed for High Treason against the United States. And they do not like that.
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mistermuse 7:26 pm on February 22, 2020 Permalink |
I agree that Traitor Trump is guilty of high treason, but execution is too good for him. I think he should be sent on a one-way rocket to another planet where he can rule a domain where no one will be disloyal to him.
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atheistmilitantsrising 9:34 am on February 23, 2020 Permalink
I tell them that to piss them off. My mode of executing this pos would not involve bullets let me tell ya. I got other ways I would love to put this pos to a righteous, deserving death.
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Carmen 9:37 am on February 23, 2020 Permalink
The problem with that idea is that it would make him a martyr to his supporters; there’d be armed uprisings galore. . . nope, he needs to get his arse kicked at the ballot box.
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atheistmilitantsrising 10:52 am on February 23, 2020 Permalink
Yeah the King just said he will do at least 12 more years. Talk about a Fascist. But we are supposed to lay down for this right? Allow this psychotic Dicktater wanna be to just take over and be scared of his psychotic Trumpanzees huh? Screw that shit. They want a martyr? Let’s give them one. They want a Civil War over Traitor Trump and the Russian Republicans? I say let them drop their micronuts and start one. Cause many of us? Are sick and tired of these scumbags. And while we will NOT start it? We sure the hell will finish it. And teach these scumbags another history lesson.
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Carmen 12:04 pm on February 23, 2020 Permalink
I admire your passion but I think it ought to be directed at convincing Americans to vote Bernie in. 🙂
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atheistmilitantsrising 1:01 pm on February 23, 2020 Permalink
I know Bernie from when I lived in Burlington VT and he was mayor. I voted for him the last time. This time I voted for Mayor Pete in the primaries. But if Bernie is the chosen nomination for the Dems? I will vote for him. I like him, I saw him do something one day for a homeless man who had no boots in the middle of winter that blew my mind. But no one really knows the story or talks about it.
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Carmen 1:10 pm on February 23, 2020 Permalink
I’m a Nova Scotian and there was a story in the newspaper several years ago about Bernie and his wife, who were visiting here. Bernie apparently struck up a long conversation with a local about our Health Care system; he came across as a genuinely nice man and was intrigued with universal health care. Of course, most of us here are socialists as heart so it warms us to Bernie. 🙂 (To many Americans, it seems, the word ‘socialist’ is synonymous with ‘communist’, however.)
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atheistmilitantsrising 5:55 pm on February 22, 2020 Permalink |
Reblogged this on Atheist Militants Rising and commented:
I get those calls and I tell them all the time the only money I will donate? Is to Traitor Trump and the Russian Repugnants is the cost of the bullets to pay to have them executed for High Treason against the United States. And they do not like that.
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mistermuse 12:57 pm on February 23, 2020 Permalink |
I don’t think that “middle America” is yet ready to vote for a self-proclaimed socialist as President (though I would vote for Bernie if he ends up as the Dem candidate). Far left Democratic voters should take a hard, DISPASSIONATE view of the only thing that matters here (defeating Trump) and not be blinded by emotion. Do they HONESTLY believe that a socialist can carry such states as Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin that Trump won in 2016? I live in one of those states, and I don’t see Bernie as having a chance here.
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mistermuse 10:29 am on February 25, 2020 Permalink |
Thanks for the “Like”, Kee C. I’d Like to add a P.S. to my previous comment: While I don’t see Bernie as winning those four states (especially my state of Ohio) at this time, things can change in a hurry in politics, and anything can happen that could effect how voters vote. For example, if yesterday’s 1,000+ drop in the Dow continues and/or is repeated shortly before the election, portending a possible downward spiral in the economy, Trump could be in big trouble and be voted out, no matter who the Democratic nominee is.
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equipsblog 4:42 pm on February 25, 2020 Permalink |
This is way too delicious.
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