YOU NEED TO READ SWIFT TO GET UP TO SPEED
I don’t recall how old I was — probably no later than my early teens — when I first read Jonathan Swift’s satirical masterpiece Gulliver’s Travels; all I know is it made a lasting impression on my unworldly-wise perception of the world. If you haven’t read the book, this summary will at least give you the bare bones:
Several films have been made based on the novel; here is the trailer for the version I remember seeing (the book was what made me think; the movie served as entertaining afterthought):
JONATHAN SWIFT, born this day (Nov. 30) in 1667 in Dublin, led a multi-faceted life between Ireland and England (his place of residence often depended on events beyond his control). For the meaty details of his life, you might consider taking time to go Googling; here, I offer a dozen of his quotes, the first two of which are from Gulliver’s Travels:
Based on Gulliver’s descriptions of their behavior, the King describes Europeans as “the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth.
The tiny Lilliputians surmise that Gulliver’s watch may be his God, because it is that which, he admits, he seldom does anything without consulting.
When the world has once begun to use us ill, it afterwards continues to use the same treatment with less scruple or ceremony, as men do to a whore.
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
Words are the clothing of our thoughts.
Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man who hath thought of a good repartee when the company departed.
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
Almost 300 years have passed since Swift completed Gulliver’s Travels, and the world still doesn’t seem to have gotten the word. Too bad.
calmkate 1:00 am on November 30, 2019 Permalink |
yes I always thought he was profound beyond measure … these quotes perfectly demonstrate that!
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mistermuse 1:56 am on November 30, 2019 Permalink |
Among other things, he was a clergyman, but wasn’t above criticizing religion (as shown by one of the quotes). Now there’s a man you can have faith in!
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calmkate 5:05 am on November 30, 2019 Permalink
that does surprise me, but it shouldn’t 🙂
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obbverse 2:52 am on November 30, 2019 Permalink |
‘Words are the clothing of our thoughts’, that’s a wonderful quote.
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mistermuse 10:33 am on November 30, 2019 Permalink |
I agree — but I think we should take it cautiously, in the sense that judging someone by how they dress would require a perfect judge, and none of us are that (except me — ha ha).
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Rivergirl 4:12 pm on November 30, 2019 Permalink |
Sadly, there are some lessons we never learn….
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mistermuse 7:54 pm on November 30, 2019 Permalink |
It must be something in the air. If we’d all stop breathing, maybe people would stop killing and doing other bad things to each other.
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Elizabeth 6:05 pm on November 30, 2019 Permalink |
The essay by Swift that always got to my students was “A Modest Proposal.” It is pretty timely again too, given the attitude towards struggling refugees world wide at the moment.
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mistermuse 1:18 am on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
I’m against eating poor children, as modestly (and satirically) proposed by Swift, but I’m not opposed to eating the likes of Donald Trump by anyone who has the stomach for it.
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Elizabeth 7:29 pm on December 1, 2019 Permalink
Great retort. Love the idea.
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Silver Screenings 6:26 pm on November 30, 2019 Permalink |
Wow – three hundred years old! And as timely as ever.
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mistermuse 12:42 am on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
Anything that’s as old as I am, and still relevant, can’t be all bad!
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Silver Screenings 8:53 am on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
Haha! I nearly spewed my morning cup o’ tea on the keyboard when I read your reply.
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JosieHolford 5:16 pm on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
It’s a brilliant skewering of all our pretensions and hypocrisies.
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mistermuse 7:14 pm on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
Indeed it is….and after thousands of years of human history, my guess is that if we haven’t shed our pretensions and hypocrises by now, we never will.
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magickmermaid 6:07 pm on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
Seems like there are quite a few descendants of the Yahoos in today’s world 🙂
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mistermuse 7:16 pm on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
You said it….and it seems that most of them support Donald Trump.
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Richard A Cahill 9:01 pm on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
Everyone was required to read Gulliver’s Travels in my high school days, and they should be again Sr. Muse. That’s a modest proposal.
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mistermuse 11:07 pm on December 1, 2019 Permalink |
I agree, Ricardo — or at least watch the movie, for those who have made it to high school unable to read.
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willedare 7:36 am on October 16, 2020 Permalink |
Great quotations! These two in particular jumped out at me. “We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another…” and “It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into…” I guess it is slightly reassuring to be reminded that human beings have been behaving poorly for centuries! Thank you for this post.
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mistermuse 9:36 am on October 16, 2020 Permalink |
I never thought of it as even “slightly reassuring,” but now that you mention it, it is reassuring to realize that human beings of old didn’t have the weapons of mass obliteration of the past 80 years, or our ancestors might have been obliterated and we wouldn’t have been born.
On a more agreeable note (speaking of great quotes), two days ago I published a post on another Dublin-born writer, Oscar Wilde. A few of the quotes in that post seem very Swift-like. I guess great minds really do think alike.
Thank you for your comment.
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