DON’T FORGET TO KISS AND MAKE UP
First, I want to beg your forgiveness for forgetting to publish a post for you on July 2nd (I FORGOT DAY), for I forgot it was I FORGOT DAY….but even if I hadn’t forgotten it was I FORGOT DAY, I might have forgotten to forget what I forgot. In any case, my bad.
If memory serves me right, friends, they say you never get a second chance to make a worst impression. But now it’s July 6th (INTERNATIONAL KISSING DAY), so let us let bygones be bygones, kiss and make up. After all, if Trump and North Korean dicktator Kim Jong Un can rise above it all on the world stage, you can see that you and I, surely, should be able to get down to a measure of serendipity on this piddling platform (albeit a bit less passionately than The Donald embracing Un). Of course, it would surely help if you….
And just in case you forgot how Trump and Un have come to feel about each other….
Surly friends, it’s TIME to bury the hatchet, forget that I forgot, dig our differences, and pucker up. However, since kissing can transmit 80 million microbes of bacteria in a single buss, I suggest we get off the buss and blow each other kisses electronically. Ready. Set. Blow. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I’d blow more, but I don’t want this post to be X-rated. Besides, I want to leave space for you to return the love….
I’m waiting.
calmkate 1:56 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
you clown! xxxxx
loves his enemies who may well be lining his pockets and hates his allies …
fighting UK for airports in 1770 .. what an insane accusation!
Clearly demonstrates his keenness to suspend believability in order to brainwash us … maybe war with Iran isn’t enough, maybe he’d prefer to fight the Brits 😦
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mistermuse 7:50 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
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calmkate 7:08 pm on July 6, 2019 Permalink
lol very good!
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mistermuse 8:18 pm on July 6, 2019 Permalink
In case you didn’t recognize the clown opposite Judy Garland, that’s Gene Kelly (in a scene from the underrated 1948 film THE PIRATE). As for BE A CLOWN, it was composed by Cole Porter, who didn’t clown around when it came to writing good songs!
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Rachel McAlpine 2:58 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
Xxx-ish
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mistermuse 7:54 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
Thanks, Rachel. “Xxx-ish” surely beats “Xxx-ick”!
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Yeah, Another Blogger 7:52 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
All is forgiven.
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mistermuse 8:04 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
That’s the spirit! If The Donald can forgive Kim Jong Un, I expected no less from my readers!
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Rivergirl 7:57 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
Don’t pick on poor Donald. His TelePrompTer died during his speech and he had to think for himself. We know that never ends well…
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mistermuse 8:13 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
Apparently the rain prompted his TelePrompTer to quit. I’m amazed that he didn’t order Mother Nature to cease and desist (or maybe he did, but Mother Nature said Up yours, Almighty One!).
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masercot 9:11 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
It’s okay to bury the hatchet… but way better to bury it while your enemy is holding it…
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mistermuse 9:37 am on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
According to some Dems, Repubs aren’t the enemy, they’re just opponents. In that case, it’s better to bury the hatchet while your opponent is holding it.
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Elizabeth 5:12 pm on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
Maybe he is admitting his sexual preference after all these years!
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mistermuse 8:24 pm on July 6, 2019 Permalink |
One might think so, Elizabeth, the way he gushed his love for Kim Jong Un in that clip. But deep down, we all know that the only person Donald Trump really loves is Donald Trump.
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Elizabeth 6:37 pm on July 7, 2019 Permalink
And not very well I am afraid or he wouldn’t need so much acclaim.
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arekhill1 11:43 am on July 7, 2019 Permalink |
Spent the 4th in Ensenada, Sr. Muse, practicing for my future in an entirely different country than Trump.
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mistermuse 12:51 pm on July 7, 2019 Permalink |
Might as well seek your ‘ensalada days’ in Ensenada, Ricardo — our ‘salad days’ in America are in the past, thanks to Trump.
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thelonelyauthorblog 3:34 pm on July 10, 2019 Permalink |
Don’t worry, it’s all forgotten.
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