DONALD DUCKS FOR COVER — MICKEY MUSE GOES UNDERCOVER
No doubt you’ve noticed that America’s quack President, Donald Trump, ducks any probing questions he doesn’t want to answer — particularly about his many phony claims, disingenuous spins, grandiose con jobs, and cheap-shot insults. For example, on May 23 he tweeted agreement with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un’s claim that former U.S. Vice President Biden has a low IQ. Taking on one of my undercover-reporter gigs, I asked The Donald if a low IQ is worse than a MONUMENTAL EGO. Obviously, he didn’t like the question. Ergo, he didn’t answer. Or maybe he was too busy correcting his tweeted misspelling (“Bidan”) of Biden’s name. But I’ll give him a pass on that one; after all, even I make a spelling misteak on rare — or medium rare (but not well done) — occasions.
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My fellow Americans, I began this post intending to satirize more (out of countless) examples of Trump perfidy, but what’s the point? We all know what Trump is. Blowing his bilge back at him sticks like water off a duck’s back. It’s time to get quackin’ and get serious:
The Observation Post 
Elizabeth 5:06 pm on May 29, 2019 Permalink |
What is with the nose thing anyway? Drives me nuts.
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mistermuse 8:09 pm on May 29, 2019 Permalink |
Probably needs a nose job.
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Elizabeth 4:35 pm on May 30, 2019 Permalink
And a mouth job!
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calmkate 6:37 pm on May 29, 2019 Permalink |
well the headlines are clearly saying that had he not been a sitting president he would have been charged, so Mueller has pinned crimes to him hence he has halted release of the full report … molasses is clearer and less sticky than him!
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mistermuse 8:14 pm on May 29, 2019 Permalink |
Love the line in the clip where it’s admitted that Trump is transparent because we can see right through him (unless, like most Republicans, you choose to keep blinders on).
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Rivergirl 6:55 pm on May 29, 2019 Permalink |
My husband hates when I say the F word.
Every time I see the Donald I want to scream the F word.
Ergo I cannot watch the news with my husband anymore.
Which isn’t such a bad thing these days..
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mistermuse 8:29 pm on May 29, 2019 Permalink |
Maybe you can get out of the F word habit by substituting the I word whenever you see The Donald. Or you can just scream “Impeach” and add “the F…er” under your breath.
P.S. Even my wife, a former nun, has taken to cussing when she sees Trump. I love it.
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Rivergirl 8:40 pm on May 29, 2019 Permalink
I really can’t help it. And if a former nun can’t either? That says it all…
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Rosaliene Bacchus 11:27 pm on May 29, 2019 Permalink |
Enjoyed the Randy Rainbow song parody 🙂
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mistermuse 12:22 am on May 30, 2019 Permalink |
Thanks. There are some very funny moments in that video.
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mlrover 8:02 am on May 30, 2019 Permalink |
Randy Rainbow is so much fun and clever. First heard about him on a NPR interview. On the other hand, and in comparison, that Pelosi trash piece with her slurring words is so typical of the childish and vicious antics of Dem haters. The saddest aspect for me that as an Independent, I sometimes voted for a moderate Rep. I now write in every survey that I will never vote for them again. The far right Republican party’s utter lack of compassion for the unfortunate and hurting and their blatant disrespect for the constitution and everything its founders hoped to achieve is sickening. And the Republicans strut around calling themselves patriots.
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mistermuse 8:42 am on May 30, 2019 Permalink |
Thank you for your comment, mirover. There is ONE Republican Congressman who has the integrity and guts to call out Donald Trump:
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mlrover 12:33 pm on May 30, 2019 Permalink |
Yes, I know about the moderates, but I am so put off by Republican and Evangelical hypocrisy, utter lack of sympathy, and gross lack of respect for the Constitution that I can’t envision ever giving them another vote.
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jilldennison 1:41 am on May 31, 2019 Permalink |
Great post! I loved the Randy Rainbow video … I had never heard of him, but will be looking for more. And Amash is currently the only republican in Congress that I have even an ounce of respect for. It took courage to do what he did … we need more in Congress willing to stand up to the bully in the Oval Office.
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mistermuse 8:11 am on May 31, 2019 Permalink |
Amen!
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angelamcclintock 4:11 pm on June 4, 2019 Permalink |
He truly makes me crazy. Thanks for the smile.
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barkinginthedark 3:23 am on March 3, 2020 Permalink |
LUV Randy Rainbow…and now Trump is running his grift about Coronavirus…amazing. continue…
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