IT ISN’T BECAUSE IT ISN’T (VARIATIONS ON A THEME)
“I don’t see it as a safety issue because it isn’t.” –Bill Kaeppner, president of Ohio Motorized Trails Assn., speaking in favor of the State Division of Forestry’s proposal to allow all-purpose vehicle trails to cross hiking trails in Ohio State Parks
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Reading the foregoing quote in a local newspaper article a few weeks ago, the possible applications of its incontrovertible logic struck me like the twaddle in a Trump tweet. Think of the implications for settling all manner of opposing positions. Think of all the cross-purposes which could be brought to a screeching stop, like trail traffic in a forest, by a simple red light at a crossing intersection. Friends, Romans, Fishermen, the solution is as obvious as the nose on your face: IT ISN’T BECAUSE IT ISN’T. End of de bait.
Let us take a look at a few of of Trump’s favorite declarations as examples of settling matters by simple fiat (it is or isn’t, because he says it is or isn’t):
WITCH HUNT — which is to say, do I look like a witch? (well, he’s got us there–no self-respecting witch would look like him)
THERE’S NO COLLUSION — and even if there was, it ain’t illegal. (just ask Putin–your Russian to judgment)
FAKE NEWS — any news not viewed through the fair and balanced lens of Fox News. (not to crow, but the allegory here is a piece of cake):
CHOKED LIKE A DOG —in other words, a loser. (spoken like a man who’s the only President never to have owned a dog since McKinley)
BELIEVE ME — would I lie? (like a sleeping dog, Donald–like a sleeping dog)
masercot 4:45 pm on August 15, 2018 Permalink |
I don’t mind liars so much; but, liars who lie when everyone KNOWS they are lying are just being pricks…
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mistermuse 6:01 pm on August 15, 2018 Permalink |
The only thing Trump could say that I would actually believe is, “It’s all about ME.”
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Richard Cahill 5:17 pm on August 15, 2018 Permalink |
He called Omarosa a dog, but it looks like he doesn’t own her.
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mistermuse 6:03 pm on August 15, 2018 Permalink |
I had to go back a ways for “CHOCKED LIKE A DOG”–he said that about Mitt Romney.
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Carmen 7:12 pm on August 15, 2018 Permalink |
As my mother used to say, “You might as well laugh as cry!” One thing about the Cheeto-In-Chief — there’s an endless supply of ‘alternative facts’. You might be at this for awhile, Mistermuse.
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mistermuse 10:03 pm on August 15, 2018 Permalink |
Unfortunately, Carmen, I doubt that I could keep up with all his lies, insults, put-downs, and “alternative facts” if I kept at it every day (I have another life to live, even if he doesn’t). For another thing, he has no standards of civility or moral sense to restrain him, whereas I’d like to think that my Trump ‘insults’ aren’t gratuitous and indiscriminate, but pointedly satirical and on the money.
Some might call my self-defense a rationalization, but that isn’t true because it isn’t (speaking of variations on a theme).
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