THE WAGES OF SIN TAX

Pardon the intrusion —
I don’t mean to pry —
But the deficit’s soaring;
The figures don’t lie.

Uncle Sam’s in a pickle —
Needs money like mad —
So he sent me to tell you
You must pay to be bad.

He’s taxed income and outgo
And capital gains;
Now, an excise on excess
Is all that remains.

Uncle wants to be fair —
No sin taxes he’ll seek
‘less you go making love
More than one time a week.

I’m installing surveillance
To monitor your behavior.
Lusting under covers won’t save you —
I’ll hear your cries to the Father of your Savior.

But please don’t take this personal —
It’s my job to listen and view it.
Hey, you know what they say:
Someone’s got to do it.

So….

 

 

 

 

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9 comments on “THE WAGES OF SIN TAX

  1. Carmen says:

    Ha, ha! Big Brother gone voyeur!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. arekhill1 says:

    They should tax an individual everytime they CLAIM to have had sex–much more revenue.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Don Frankel says:

    Lucky for me they can’t make an ex-post facto law or I’d have to go bankrupt, again. But the problem is people keep…

    Liked by 1 person

  4. calmkate says:

    lol then I would go tax free! Creative idea though …

    Liked by 1 person

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