MARSHAL LAW and SOILED DOVES
I have often not been asked who my favorite Old West marshal is. Just as often, I have not replied: “I have not often given it any thought.” I suppose that if, for some desperate reason (such as drawing a blank for something to write about for this post) I had given it any thought, I would’ve come up with Wyatt Earp, Wild Bill Hickok or Bat Masterson. Don’t ask me to name other famous marshals. Were there any other famous marshals?
Today is the 228th anniversary of the creation of the U.S. Marshal Service, so I decided to marshal my resources, round up a posse, and pursue my query. Unfortunately, it wasn’t posse-ble to corral volunteers for such a questionable undertaking; I will have to go it alone. If I don’t come out of this post alive, please pray that I have gone to a better place. Philadelphia will do.
As you may have noticed in the above clip, Mae West was mighty handy with a six-shooter….but in yesteryear’s wild and wooly West, female marshals were scarcer than beer and whiskey drinkers on the wagon in a one-horse town with two saloons — a sobering thought, indeed. Thus, it mae be necessary to put up wanted posters in order to uncover additional famous marshals (preferably female).
Well, that didn’t take long; there WERE female marshals in the Old West. Here they be:
https://glitternight.com/tag/female-marshals/
That appears to be the extent of their ranks — out of hundreds of marshals/deputy marshals, only four were of the fair sex. But that seems only fair. After all, 99% of the ‘bad guys’ were just that — ‘guys’ — so why should women be charged with maintaining law and order in the Wild West when almost all of the lawbreakers were men….though it’s no stretch to assume that certain upstanding citizens weren’t above regarding certain ladies as ‘hardened’ offenders:
As Jesus and mistermuse not often say (therefore it bares repeating): Let he among you who is without sin cast the first stein.
Needless to say, I’ll drink to that!
Carmen 6:11 am on September 24, 2017 Permalink |
“Needless to say, I’ll drink to that!”
On this fair Sunday morning, that’s a benediction worthy of discipleship. 🙂
(Think you’d down a Sour Toe Cocktail?).
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mistermuse 7:59 am on September 24, 2017 Permalink |
Sorry, I’m not a cocktailer, Carmen….but I wouldn’t be above a sweet finger-lickin’ good. 🙂
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arekhill1 1:12 pm on September 24, 2017 Permalink |
Salud, Sr. Muse.
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Don Frankel 6:55 pm on September 24, 2017 Permalink |
Muse I was trying to get the picture to copy directly but my computer doesn’t want to cooperate so this will have to be opened but least we forget Josephine Sarah Marcus aka Mrs. Wyatt Earp. And, she’s not wearing a bra here.
http://richardelzey.com/kaloma.html
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mistermuse 7:55 am on September 25, 2017 Permalink |
Very interesting, Don. That period of time in American history is unique. No doubt thousands of stories could be told.
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Carmen 9:17 am on September 25, 2017 Permalink
Don, that’s a fascinating story! I love the picture, too! Thanks for the share. 🙂
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literaryeyes 1:11 pm on September 25, 2017 Permalink |
Calamity Jane was a wild one too, and I suspect on both sides of the law. It’s said by some historians that communities of men out West, for instance, the gold-miners, were out of control until the women came. That is, wives and no-nonsense types. Women have been a civilizing influence, but I rankle at giving them the whole burden of keeping the humanity in human beings.
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mistermuse 4:09 pm on September 25, 2017 Permalink |
The Creator seems to have put superior physical strength in the wrong hands when He/She/It gave men that advantage over women. On the other hand(s), human nature being what it is, who’s to say women wouldn’t be the ones “out of control” if their positions were reversed? Nonetheless, women could hardly do a worse job than men running things over the course of recorded history, so why not?
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barkinginthedark 12:34 am on March 30, 2020 Permalink |
Fields’ “It’s A Gift” is truly a comic masterwork. continue….
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mistermuse 8:21 am on March 30, 2020 Permalink |
They don’t make comic geniuses like Fields, Chaplin, Keaton, and Laurel & Hardy anymore. Today we have “stable” geniuses like Trump. It’s enough to make a groan man cry.
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