Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? –Groucho Marx
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My wife and I celebrated our 48th wedding anniversary yesterday. You may think that, unlike the 50th, a 48th wedding anniversary is no big deal — and I wouldn’t disagree. But, being in need of an idea for this post, I wasn’t about to look a gift source in the mouth; thus, yesterday’s anniversary became my inspiration to write about….divorce.
Ha ha — just kidding (my wife might kill me if I were serious). This post will, of course, be about MARRIAGE….a fate which, as fates go, beats being killed (almost) any day. Ha ha ha. Just kidding again! Lest there be any doubt concerning my true feelings about marriage:
Yes, just as in the song, ask the local gentry, and they will say it’s elementary. But why stop with the local gentry? I believe my readers are nothing if not broad minded:
Marriage is the most licentious of human institutions — that is the secret of its popularity. –George Bernard Shaw
Getting married, like getting hanged, is a great deal less dreadful than it has been made out. –H. L. Mencken
It’s no disgrace for a woman to make a mistake in marrying — every woman does it. –Ed Howe
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. –Michel de Montaigne
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes. –J. B. Priestley
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. –Prince Philip
Marriage is a feminine plot to add to a man’s responsibilities and subtract from his rights. –Evan Esar
Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his paper to talk to you. –Helen Rowland
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. –Honore de Balzac
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. –Rodney Dangerfield
Ha ha ha ha….I mean, Yes, dear — I’m listening. Seriously.