AT LAST, A CANDIDATE WHO GIVES US PAWS
Over the river and through the woods, not far downstream from where I live, to the Ohio River metropolis of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, we go. As its 315 hutch dwellers know, Rabbit Hash’s administration has been going to the dogs since 1998, when a mutt named Goofy Bourneman was elected mayor. Sadly, His Honor the mayor was euthanized in 2004, which for some reason failed to start a national trend in political justice. Goofy was succeeded by another dog, Junior, who died in 2008, following which the current mayor, a border collie named Lucy Lou, was elected. For you skeptics out there, or those who have been asleep for the past 17 years, these events have been well documented:
All of which brings us, litter-ly, to September 5, 2015, because on this day, the Mayor of Rabbit Hash, KY, Lucy Lou, announced that SHE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT of these United States(?) of America. What with the faltering campaign of Hillary Clinton threatening to neuter her chances of becoming the first female President, the candidacy of Lucy Lou should be welcome news to all who feel it’s time to elect a real bitch (as opposed to the sons o’ bitches running for the GOP). After all, Lucy Lou ran circles around her 2008 mayoral competitors: nine other dogs, a cat, an opossum, a jackass and a human (presumably the latter two weren’t one and the same), so she’s a proven winner.
Meanwhile, for those whose interests run more along less political lines, I close with this:
arekhill1 12:41 pm on September 5, 2015 Permalink |
“which for some reason failed to start a national trend in political justice.” Nice line.
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mistermuse 4:20 pm on September 5, 2015 Permalink |
Thanks — I couldn’t have said it better myself. Oh, wait — I did say it myself. Oh, well, accidents do happen.
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BroadBlogs 12:43 am on September 7, 2015 Permalink |
Go Lucy Lou!
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mistermuse 7:05 am on September 7, 2015 Permalink |
….or, to put it in the vernacular, “You go girl.”
LUCY LOU FOR PRESIDENT!
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Don Frankel 6:14 am on September 7, 2015 Permalink |
This is a town I think I could move to. I wouldn’t have to worry if the place was going to the Dogs.
I would have voted for Lucy Lou too.
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mistermuse 7:13 am on September 7, 2015 Permalink |
The country could do a lot worse than the way Rabbit Hash holds its elections. The only slight adjustment I’d make for the presidential election would be to disqualify all votes that aren’t for Lucy Lou.
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Sharron 2:39 pm on October 9, 2015 Permalink |
I’d say Lucy Lou is a better candidate than most. Funny lines! Thanks for visiting my blog. I love company.
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mistermuse 5:01 pm on October 9, 2015 Permalink |
In this case, Lucy Lou’s company, but three’s not a crowd….so Lucy Lou and I thank you.
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