MEET ISHMAEL ABYSMAL

His first name was Ishmael.
His mind frame was dismal.
The reason for this — well,
His last name was Abysmal.

Her maiden name was Miss Mull.
Her thinking was wishful:
Life with Mr. Right would be blissful
But she married Mr. Abysmal.

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7 comments on “MEET ISHMAEL ABYSMAL

  1. arekhill1 says:

    If the first line was “Call Me Abysmal” no one would have had to read that book in high school, Sr. Muse. Too late for that, though.

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  2. mistermuse says:

    We weren’t allowed to read Moldy Dick — the teacher said it was porn.

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  3. mistermuse says:

    I agree that was a limp attempt at humor on my part. 😦

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