KNOCK KNOCK, WHO DARE?

Knock Knock jokes are considered by some to be a form of childish humor which appeals only to the likes of those (such as myself) who think The Three Stooges are the epitome of sophisticated comedy….a knock which is soitainly undesoived, in my considered opinion.  Therefore, in keeping with my policy to bring you only the very best in high class diversion, I have decided to combine this form of juvenile jocularity with my affection for old songs. Result: Knock Knock song-jokes.

Now, I realize that most of you may not have heard of most of the songs in the following jokes, so to you I offer a most heartfelt TOUGH APPLES. That’s what you get for not having the good sense to be around 70, 80, 90, or more years ago, when many of these tunes were popular. Since I am not responsible for your failure in this regard, you proceed at your own risk.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Brother Canoe.
Brother Canoe who?
Brother Canoe Spare a Dime?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Honey’s uncle.
Honey’s uncle who?
Honey’s uncle Rose.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Key pin.
Key pin who?
Key pin Out of Mischief Now.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Carol Einagh.
Carol Einagh who?
Carol Einagh In The Morning.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
E. D. Wuzza
E. D. Wuzza who?
E. D. Wuzza Lady.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chan’s son.
Chan’s son who?
Chan’s son D’amor.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The Cursive.
The Cursive who?
The Cursive An Aching Heart.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Th-th-th
Th-th-th who?
Th-th-th-That’s all, folks!