According to a recent article in the Cincinnati Enquirer, “Frank, a cat, lay sick as a dog” and “in critical need of care”at a local boarding kennel a few years ago, while the cat’s owners were out of the country. They could not be reached, so the kennel’s owner rushed Frank to a 24-hour facility “which is like the Mayo Clinic for animals” instead of his regular veterinarian.
The “Mayo Clinic” saved Frank (so-named after Ol’ Blue Eyes, Frank Sinatra), but when his owners returned home and went to pick him up, the bill was $2,600+ more than their regular vet would’ve charged. Long story short, owners hired attorney, sued kennel owner. Case finally comes to a hearing January 2015. Verdict: kennel had acted reasonably. Frank’s owners not only lost the case, they lost Frank, who had died in the meantime. They now have a dog.
What am I make to of all this? Another post about old sayings and proverbs, of course….but limited to cats and dogs — though human readers are welcome to tag along too. This being a pet-friendly site, there will be some doggone purrfect quotes but no trick sayings thrown in (as was the case in my Jan. 23 post GEORGE (STILL) ON MY MIND). Today, cats and dogs reign!
The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry. –French proverb
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. —Jeff Valdez
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. –Paul Gray
No mater how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. —Abraham Lincoln (who apparently didn’t feel free to say the same of humans)
The cat loves fish, but is loath to wet her feet. –English proverb
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. —Mark Twain
You own a dog but you feed a cat. –Jenny de Vries
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it. –Joseph Epstein
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. –Dereke Bruce
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its ends. –Saki
Speaking of ends….