DOUBLE TALK
Birthdays are easy.
Birth days are hard.
Doing is easy.
Undoing is hard.
Self-esteem is easy,
Self-estimate is hard.
Criticism is easy.
Witticism is hard.
Meager remorse is easy.
Rigor mortis is hard.
Guarantees are easy.
Garrotees are hard.
Love making is easy.
Making love is hard.
arekhill1 2:27 pm on December 4, 2014 Permalink |
Flatulence is easy,
Shifting the blame for it is hard
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mistermuse 2:39 pm on December 4, 2014 Permalink |
I’m glad you didn’t say “Shitting the blame for it is hard,” because this is a family channel.
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lexborgia 4:08 pm on December 4, 2014 Permalink |
Sir Muse, the Knight of the double-edged sword. A distant relative to Knight of the coconut by any chance? That jawline…hmm,
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mistermuse 5:21 pm on December 4, 2014 Permalink |
Without getting specific, I’ll admit that most of my relatives are distant – though not distant enough, in some cases. And I’ll thank you to leave my coconuts out of this!
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Don Frankel 5:40 pm on December 5, 2014 Permalink |
“Making love is hard”
Hopefully.
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mistermuse 8:05 pm on December 5, 2014 Permalink |
Or Viagrasly.
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Mélanie 5:43 am on December 23, 2014 Permalink |
one word: magnifique… 🙂
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mistermuse 10:42 am on December 23, 2014 Permalink |
That reminds me of the Cole Porter song C’EST MAGNIFIQUE from the musical CAN-CAN. Merci-merci for commenting.
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