THE TIMES FIRST CLASSIFIED AD

by mistermuse

Wanted: Universe Constructor. Work six days, off seventh. Be your own boss. No experience necessary, but must be self-starter.

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4 comments on “THE TIMES FIRST CLASSIFIED AD”

  1. Don Frankel says:
    November 11, 2014 at 10:45 am

    RESUME

    I AM WHO I AM.

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  2. arekhill1 says:
    November 11, 2014 at 10:51 am

    Nothing about “then listen to your creations whine for all eternity.” No wonder He’s been slacking.

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  3. mistermuse says:
    November 11, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    Well, Jesus turned water into whine, so I don’t see why He couldn’t turn it back again and make everyone get well (water).

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