THERE’S SOMETHING FUNNY GOING ON HERE

….at least, we think so:

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July 1st is International Joke Day, brought to you by the maker of human beings everywhere — for most of you, that would be God, so let us begin with a prayer by Robert Frost:

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I’ll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Speaking of seeking forgiveness, I stole almost every joke in this post, so forgive me too, Lord. If jokes were meant to be kept to oneself, I’m pretty sureΒ You wouldn’t have invented sex.

What do Christmas trees and CatholicΒ priests have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.

PMS is just aΒ term for ovary-acting.

How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth hurtie.

Did you know dwarfs and midgets have very little in common?

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

If Adam came back to earth, the only thing he’d recognize would be the jokes.

 

 

 

 

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3 comments on “THERE’S SOMETHING FUNNY GOING ON HERE

  1. Great jokes, mistermuse. Can I borrow some?

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  2. mistermuse says:

    Michaeline, Shakespeare said “Neither a borrower nor a lender be,” so just do what I did – steal as many as you like.

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  3. mistermuse, I enjoyed your play on jokes.

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