UNTIL FAITH DO US PART

In the final comment to my last post (“KNOWS JOBS”), I included a link to satirewire.com and its report that a wedding of Hinduism and Judaism wasn’t working out. This was certainly sad news, but religion’s nabobs are nothing if not forward-looking, and so one little divorce isn’t the end of the world. I have it on God authority that a number of other religions are asking, not “If at first you don’t succeed, why, why, again?”, but “Just because those hot-headed Hinjews can’t get their act together, doesn’t mean others couldn’t overcome their doctrinal differences.”

I understand that the following are some of the marriages currently being proposed, and I’m sure you join me in hoping that most, if not all, of these unions come to pass and live happily ever after:

BUDDHISM / SUNWORSHIP  (BUDDLIGHTISM)
HARE KRISHNA / SUNNIHOLYWARISM  (HAIRY WARRIORS)
SHAKERS / QUAKERS  (FRIENDS ALL A’TREMBLE)
CONFUCIANISM / JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES  (CONFUSED ONLOOKERS)
ZOROASTRIANISM / COMMUNISM  (THE MARXISTS OF ZORRO)

WITCHCRAFT / TRICKLE-DOWNISM  (VOODO ECONOMICS BELIEVERS)
BAHA’ISM / GRINGO-WORSHIPPERS  (BAHA  CALIFORNIANS)
SIKHISM / ANDYESHALLFINDERS  (KARMASIANS)
ROMAN CATHOLICISM / PROTESTANT  (POPE & CIRCUMVENT)
EPICUREANISM / CHINESE ZEN  (TICKY TACKY TAOISM)

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5 comments on “UNTIL FAITH DO US PART

  1. Don Frankel says:

    You’re going to get in trouble for this one Muse so let me join you. Deism. Ethical Culture, Daoism and Hedonism – Dead Heads. And, yes this is a polymorous marriage here.

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  2. arekhill1 says:

    I continue to have faith in the one and only Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Representative of His Pasta Goodliness on Earth, the Reverend Alan (Al) Dente.

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  3. mistermuse says:

    All worthy candidates, guys….as are some I’d forgotten from my June 17 posting, such as Seventh Day Agnostic, Frogonian of the Latter Day Saints, and First Fundamentalist Church of the Prolonged Suffering etc.

    With thousands of religions seeking true love, simply MIX and MATCH (made in heaven, hopefully, depending on which nature – Mother or human – takes its course).

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  4. Like the post…great fun..and the comments, too.

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  5. mistermuse says:

    Thanks, Michaeline. So far, I haven’t rec’d death threats from any of the religions mentioned, thank God.

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