GNU BUSINESS

What did the guy in the wildebeest costume say at the Halloween party?
I feel like a gnu man.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Tourist: Can you tell me how to get to the zoo from here?
Wildebeest: Sorry, I’m gnu in town.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Why did the dyslexic bank robber walk out without any loot?
He walked in carrying a gnu.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What did the unsuccessful wildebeest poacher say to the game warden?
No gnus is good gnus.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What did the wildebeest say when her doctor told her she was having twins?
That’s gnus to me!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What is  the wildebeests’ favorite publication?
The Gnu York Times.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What did Ricardo do when he felt sorry for the San Diego Zoo’s wildebeest?
Took it to Gnu Mexico.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(No extra charge for the ha’s)

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4 comments on “GNU BUSINESS

  1. Don Frankel says:

    Let us not forget Gnu Russia, Gnu Greece or of course Gnu York itself. Do they like The Gnu York Daily News or is that something they would turn their Gnu nose up at?

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  2. literaryeyes says:

    I gnu this would be funny.

    Like

  3. mistermuse says:

    I’m out of gnu comments, so I’ll just say I’m glad you liked it.

    Like

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