Want to write wry verse?
There’s nothing to it:
Nail down the truth….
And then unscrew it.
A VERY SHORT, PASSIONATE POEM
Would I lie to you?
WIT MAN, POOR MAN
“You can pretend to be serious, but
you cannot pretend to be witty.”
Although wit may have its place,
It’s scant worth a whit (in money).
As the mirror said to my face,
Look – ’tis folly to be funny.
WHY THEY CALL IT THE COMMON COLD
No one nose
WHAT HAPPENED ON THE SOAPS
Everything’s been done before, m’ luv –
It’s hard to be that original….
Unless a bloke’s the first-born of
An Australian aboriginal.
TO BE FAIR
This is not
a good poem.