THE TAX MAN COMETH
Beware of false profits.
THE DENSE CITY OF D.C./ MADISON AVENUE
All hype (and spin);
No depth (just win).
COURT OF LAST RESORT
Alexander was taken seriously ill with malaria
at Babylon. He died on June 13, 323 B.C.
–World Book Encyclopedia
The late Alexander the Great
Rode to rule the world until Fate
Decreed, “You’ll get malaria,
Then I’ll not only bury ya,
But I’ll set the hour and the date.”
You can’t hide when Fate’s calling you,
So what was the Great One to do?
Bank on fame, fortune, religion?
For these, Fate gives not a smidgen….
Leaving poor Al no choice but to sue.
DEER HUNTER TRIES SHOTGUN
Anything for a buck.